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Ok. Amee and I were talking about this, and if chicks were commentating the MMA fights, the fighters would, no doubt, have different nicknames. Here are a few to start with........
Matt "hot ass" Sanchez
Brock "the cock" Lesnar
Let's think of some more. We can re-name the champ himself. What other names do you all wish to change? ha ha
ama6730
11-23-2008, 01:24 PM
Urijah "The Champ" Faber.
Urijah "The Crack Master" Faber.
Urijah "The Pimp" Faber.
Just a few ideas.
The crack master for sure!!! That is something only us board members would get. Totally appropriate!
Urijah "The Crack Master" Faber
Also Mike "Brock's mini me" Brown
or Urijah "stares at himself in the shower" Faber :) ha ha ha
(Look at Ama's pictures)
ama6730
11-23-2008, 01:33 PM
So we've got:
Matt "hot ass" Sanchez
Brock "the cock" Lesnar
Urijah "crack master" Faber
Mike "Brock's mini me" Brown
Who else needs to be re-named....
Kenneth "the comedian" Alexander
ama6730
11-23-2008, 01:35 PM
or Urijah "stares at himself in the shower" Faber :) ha ha ha
(Look at Ama's pictures)
haha. If I looked like that I'd stare at myself too!
I would do more than stare at myself that's for damn sure!
Paulo "the fat ass, tortilla eating, can't make weight to save his life" Filho
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 01:38 PM
Forrest “attractive crazy” Griffin
Tyson “got lucky one time” Griffin
George “manties look hot” St. Pierre
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 01:39 PM
I would do more than stare at myself that's for damn sure!
dirty girlz!!! you know he is going to read that, right? lol lol lllooolll
ha ha I love Tyson's new one!!! That is perfect!!!!!!
Yeah he'll read it and laugh hopefully!!!! Oh well! I just type what I am thinking!
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 01:46 PM
Dustin “I wanna be your King” Akbari
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14069477
ha ha too funny!!!!!
Tracy "say cheese" Lee
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 01:49 PM
You ladies are too funny. These names are great. Can't think of any off the top of my head, but it looks like you don't need any help. :D
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 01:50 PM
Tracy “the MMA madam of all madness” Lee
ama6730
11-23-2008, 01:51 PM
LOL It just keeps getting better and better! I love GSP's new name!
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 01:52 PM
Dana “wish I would think before I speak” White
….Bako “suffers from the same aliment as Dana” Gymrat
Anderson "can't touch this" Silva
Dana “wish I would think before I speak” White
….Bako “suffers from the same aliment as Dana” Gymrat
ha ha a great one!!!!! Me too though!
ama6730
11-23-2008, 01:54 PM
Mrs. Lisa "hot chick" Faber Sanchez
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 01:57 PM
Chin “worshipped my many” Faber
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=430943815
There are some interesting people on the Internet!
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 02:00 PM
How about Carols "the natural born hottie" Condit
sorry ladies, hope you don't me getting in on this.
ama6730
11-23-2008, 02:09 PM
Not at all EJ! That's a good one
ama6730
11-23-2008, 02:11 PM
Jamie "the motorcycle maniac" Varner
YouTube - Jamie Varner's DUB Photo Shoot with Stunt Bikes
and this one
YouTube - Champion Jamie Varner goes street biking
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 02:21 PM
Frank "I have no idea how to coach" Mir
he pisses me off on TUF
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 02:25 PM
Joe “I should be in the cage” Rogan
Felix "will never post a picture" adminstrator.
Bako "you wish you had these abs" gymrat. :)
Ej "the bodyguard" Derhan :)
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 02:38 PM
too good Lisa! I have to copy you..
Felix "Urijah thinks I'm hot" vBulletin lol
Matt "the swinger" Sanchez (all according to his myspace) :p
That one was even better bako!
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 02:43 PM
Is Matt going to fighting in a cage fight? I'm not sure who could answer that, but on myspace there is a reference to a "walk-out" song. I thought Sac said he was not into MMA???
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 03:27 PM
I'm honored Lisa, thank you for my nickname. :p
Also, I was going to post the same one about Bako. I do wish I had those abs!
bakogymrat
11-23-2008, 04:35 PM
Funny ladies! The abs went bye-bye in mid-October...I blame my hectic school schedule. They will be back, along with some biceps in January...
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 05:00 PM
Bako, for them to have gone bye bye means you had them. Mine, unfortunately, never arrived. :(
ama6730
11-23-2008, 05:03 PM
I like to think I have them, you just can't see them right now. :D
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 05:04 PM
That's a better description Ama. :)
Jessica_1979
11-23-2008, 10:16 PM
ha ha a great one!!!!! Me too though!
I call that "Verbal Diahrea".:)
Well my breath stinks horribly in that case :)
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 10:23 PM
Well, thank God we only talk on line then and not in person. :p
yeah seriously you all may not want to meet me after all!!! ;)
Tito "livin' the life" Jones!!!!
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 10:39 PM
Per Tito -
Joe "little terror" Benavidez
can't wait to see his fight!
is that his real nickname? It sounds real! If not it should be!
Kimberly
11-23-2008, 10:48 PM
I have no idea. Tito posted on that thread and said he felt sorry for his (Joe's) opponent because he's a little terror. I thought it sounded like a good nickname.
It sounds perfect for him!
maybe some more options......
JB "the mack Daddy" NTX
Seth "I got the hook ups" lv225
Jessica "be glad you're not bambi" 1979
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 06:09 AM
I love those! They are absolutely perfect.
Kimbo "my beard scares the shit outta everyone" Slice
Jessica_1979
11-24-2008, 08:06 AM
Tracy "Ta Tas" Lee
Hope she doesn't get offended by that cause they are freakin fantastik boobs!!
I am in awe of them!!
Jess :D
Thank you for saying that. I was originally going to put Tracy "you wish you had these boobs" Lee, but I wasn't sure what kind of reaction I'd get. Oh well now. At least you and I are in agreement on that one. Fantastic ta tas!!
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 08:30 AM
If anyone's offended by Jess's posts it's only because they are jealous! I agree with the both you, they are awesome! But just wait, after our body challenge, mine will be also! ;)
damn you're gonna get plastic surgery for the body challenge?
yeah we're getting silly!!!
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 08:45 AM
damn you're gonna get plastic surgery for the body challenge?
Yep, that's what I'm gonna do. Figured it would be easier than working out and getting this old body into shape. :)
No, what I meant was, with all the working out and firming up, they won't just look like two huge mounds dough attached to my chest. Trust me, I can't even see my toes when I look down.
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 08:46 AM
You girls:D
Wow, another male was brave enough to check out our little corner.
ha ha that is funny, don't even get me started on mine, I won't go there for fear of who will actually read this!!! Can't wait for this challenge though. It pumps me up thinking bout it!
NickyD240
11-24-2008, 08:51 AM
I saw the word boobs so now im lurking....:D just kidding
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 08:52 AM
I saw the word boobs so now im lurking....:D just kidding
No you weren't. ;)
3 hotties talking about another girls boobs................this is my kind of place:D
ha ha the guys love our girls corner how cute!!!
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 09:09 AM
I knew we couldn't keep you guys away for long!
ha ha too funny guys. Yay for boobies!
Jessica_1979
11-24-2008, 10:18 AM
I saw the word boobs so now im lurking....:D just kidding
Haha...I luv that!
"Boooooobieeeeeeessssss.....huaghhhhhhhhh" Homer Simpson.:D
JBNTX
11-24-2008, 11:55 AM
Tracy "Ta Tas" Lee
Hope she doesn't get offended by that cause they are freakin fantastik boobs!!
I am in awe of them!!
Jess :D
You and me BOTH !!
JBNTX
11-24-2008, 11:59 AM
The ta ta talk drew me in like Lisa to a Urijah Shower pic !!
surfina007
11-24-2008, 12:15 PM
hahahahahhaha
Felix
11-24-2008, 12:24 PM
3 hotties talking about another girls boobs................this is my kind of place:D
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/burgessmw/Other%20Stuff/this_thread_is_worthless_without_pics.gif
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 12:26 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/burgessmw/Other%20Stuff/this_thread_is_worthless_without_pics.gif
That's what your imagination is for. ;)
That's what your imagination is for. ;)
Boy have I imagined a couple times:D
Yes...............Yes I went there hahahaha:D
Thee above was an attempt at a joke. We call these types of jokes sexual in nature because the subject was on boobies. The previous poster said "That's what your imagination is for". Which do to the topic I will again refer you to "boobies" left an opening for that joke.
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 12:54 PM
Boy have I imagined a couple times:D
Yes...............Yes I went there hahahaha:D
Thee above was an attempt at a joke. We call these types of jokes sexual in nature because the subject was on boobies. The previous poster said "That's what your imagination is for". Which do to the topic I will again refer you to "boobies" left an opening for that joke.
Don't worry, I'm definitely laughing! :D It's amazing how quickly you guys got involved in this thread. Do you really have a one track mind??? LOL!
Do you really have a one track mind??? LOL!
Yeah as long as it leads to the same warm tropical paradise:D:D
I did it again huh?:D
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 01:09 PM
Yeah as long as it leads to the same warm tropical paradise:D:D
I did it again huh?:D
Yep, but you answered my question.
surfina007
11-24-2008, 01:11 PM
see girls know how to use their imagination, boys on the other hand need a visual so here you go boys.
http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=36462
Thats like Jeff Foxworthy said guys take everything a woman says and the go down that same track.
Woman: "I need to get some groceries"
Guy: "I'd like to get her groceries";););)
Every guy does that
NickyD240
11-24-2008, 02:09 PM
see girls know how to use their imagination, boys on the other hand need a visual so here you go boys.
http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=36462
Nice! ;)
expensive!
Being a guy I know exactly what you are refering to without asking:D
great! I didn't think clarification was necessary but I can if need be!
surfina007
11-24-2008, 04:17 PM
expensive!
hahahhaha i was thinking the same thing, plus they don't match her body style
ha ha I prefer al naturale for my own personal set. They may not be as big as those but they're mine ALL MINE, home grown if you will. I'm not saying their better, just what I prefer. If I was born with those, I would be the happiest woman on earth!!
NickyD240
11-24-2008, 04:36 PM
Natural is better than fake.
Depends on what the natural looks like. I would say most of the time fake look real good!!!!
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 06:11 PM
You crazy girls drew the men in like flies...poor fellas they never had a chance. lol
so so so true. It's crazy how these posts take quick turns like that!!! Was this thread supposed to be about boobs? NO!!
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 06:56 PM
Tito "bako's dreamboat" Jones....(Mr. Bako, I'm just kidding...)
but your freebie (ha ha ha) is tito?
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 07:48 PM
Lisa, As soon as I saw your response to my weekly fighter post, I knew where you were headed next. You crack me up.
I could really into trouble with wanting to post some naughty names for these guys...but I have to behave.
Am I not behaving? My bad!!!!!
ama6730
11-24-2008, 08:01 PM
I don't have to behave! What are they, I'll post them :D That way, nobody has to know if they were really yours or mine!
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 08:02 PM
nice try ama...like you need any help coming up with these naughty names. lol
ama6730
11-24-2008, 08:08 PM
oh yea, I came up the Crack one didn't I!
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 08:10 PM
omg! I just now got the crack one!!!
ama6730
11-24-2008, 08:12 PM
Urijah "The Crack Master" Faber! (Just so nobody has to go looking for what we're talking about)
yeah for real. Ama is the worst and Mr. Bako understands, right?
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 09:44 PM
I think Mr. Bako, who turned me onto MMA, is sick of hearing about team Alpha-we are hotties-Male.
ama6730
11-24-2008, 09:59 PM
He will get over it, he knows where you sleep at night! lol :D
Of course this is coming from Ms. "I'm the single chick" Amee
I think my husband is just plain old sick of me :) JK!!
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 10:07 PM
I think my husband is just plain old sick of me :) JK!!
If that is the case I am sure you could find a stand-in her on the board. lol
you mean someone to stand in for me on here?
bakogymrat
11-24-2008, 10:13 PM
No! I mean for one of your boyfriends on here stepping into your hubby's shoes...I was only kidding. My jokes are not funny if I have to explain them.. I'll try harder...Bako meditates on the abilities of the great comedic master Black Ninja
Kimberly
11-24-2008, 10:17 PM
Oh no, Bako, I got it and laughed. Lisa, you could take your pick of the guys here. They all think you're hot!
ama6730
11-25-2008, 04:59 AM
Just name who you want Lisa. We can throw the BNC on his ass and ship him to you! He'll never know what hit him!
Sorry, the BNC is just so funny! I can't get over it!
I keep seeing that picture of JB and Urijah in my head. The one where Urijah is stuck on JB's back attempting a BNC.
bakogymrat
11-25-2008, 07:33 AM
Just name who you want Lisa. We can throw the BNC on his ass and ship him to you! He'll never know what hit him!
Sorry, the BNC is just so funny! I can't get over it!
I keep seeing that picture of JB and Urijah in my head. The one where Urijah is stuck on JB's back attempting a BNC.
You guys suck...I will never live down the BNC...too funny!
Funny stuff. BNC!!!!! hilarious!
JBNTX
11-25-2008, 03:30 PM
If that is the case I am sure you could find a stand-in her on the board. lol
OR SEVERAL IF NEED BE.........she's kinda WILD you know !!! LOL :D
bakogymrat
11-25-2008, 04:53 PM
OR SEVERAL IF NEED BE.........she's kinda WILD you know !!! LOL :D
I rest my case. Lisa is the forum pimp mama!
Not at all! Just get silly on here sometimes.
bakogymrat
11-25-2008, 08:04 PM
Not at all! Just get silly on here sometimes.
Just kidding honey! You are sweet as pie! (Geez! I sound so southern) lol
bakogymrat
11-25-2008, 08:24 PM
Lisa "sweet as pie" Faber-Sanchez
Lisa "all the forum guys love her" Faber-Sanchez
Lisa "all the ladies love her" Faber-Sanchez
Lisa "shy as heck" Faber-Sanchez
Bako "full of poo" gymrat!
bakogymrat
11-25-2008, 08:55 PM
poo...really poo...no cursing on my behalf...awe, Lisa's a big softy. She loves Bako. xoxoxo
i'm trying to watch my language, hey I think I found a goal for myself!
ama6730
11-26-2008, 08:54 PM
I have a new name... Matt " I won't play on Faber's board" Sanchez
Matt " I like to play sneeky on here" Sanchez!
ama6730
11-26-2008, 09:13 PM
Matt "I'm scared the girls will throw a bare naked choke on my hott ass!" Sanchez.
ha ha too funny!!!!!
Matt "I'm secretly a urijahfaber.com junkie" Sanchez
bakogymrat
11-27-2008, 07:40 AM
no matter what time of the day it is (4:30 am) you girls are always good for a laugh! Keep it up.
bakogymrat
11-27-2008, 07:43 AM
Tito "I've got the hots for Bako" Jones...really! just goin' on his profile message to me. j/k lol :D
Brenda
11-27-2008, 02:54 PM
Ok. Amee and I were talking about this, and if chicks were commentating the MMA fights, the fighters would, no doubt, have different nicknames. Here are a few to start with........
Matt "hot ass" Sanchez
Brock "the cock" Lesnar
Let's think of some more. We can re-name the champ himself. What other names do you all wish to change? ha ha
Too funny, girls!!
WinMor
11-29-2008, 10:29 AM
you ladies have been waaaaay busy while I have been offline!!! too funny:p
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