Matt Sanchez

[bakogymrat]

Ok, let me preface this with...I am not photogenic! Now, my hot little friend Lisa...you all know our girl Lisa, indicated that Matt Sanchez was a good looking guy. I was not seeing it in pix that I saw, but I saw him this weekend...he was not all that social (edit: I was not meaning to say he was not friendly...SORRY!!!)...not that I was there to visit him. Matt is a nice looking guy. I think Lisa was right. These guys at AlphaMale could be cute little models.

I still say the other team members from Alpha should have a board on here. I am not a myspacer...I want them to be on here...BAD!!!

[Lisa]

I am not photogenic either, this is the real me without the photoshop.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/lisers77/ugly_woman.jpg




PS I think the rest of Alpha Male would make it even more fun on here!!!

[Kimberly]

Funny Lisa!

And, yes, you are photogenic (you both are). You're pics are great. It's no wonder you have the most views!

[Lisa]

Ok but really, where is Matt?

[bakogymrat]

Lisa needs to send her pic to the Alphamale myspace and then they will all be on here. lol

[Lisa]

Seriously I sent you the pic of me without the photoshop. They will send a restraining order real quick. Send a pic of your abs, that ought to do the trick :)

[bakogymrat]

sure, lisa the liar...lol

[Lisa]

you caught me!

[Kimberly]

Bako, don't sell yourself short. Both of you could get Team Alpha Male here in a heartbeat.

[Lisa]

Yeah Bako, come on. You were just at the gym too. perfect hook up for us.

[bakogymrat]

sure me and my forehead invited the team to join us on the forum...and it does not look like it worked. just kidding. i will be getting botox and microderm abrasion as a graduation present to myself.

[Kimberly]

Don't even joke about that Bako. You are gorgeous! You and your forehead.

[bakogymrat]

geez! bako is beating herself up. bako needs sleepy.

[Lisa]

Bako for real. Night night!

[Lisa]

Maybe they are already on here and are just choosing to remain anonymous because we freak the hell outta everyone with our posts!

[bakogymrat]

so one of us is a Matt Sanchez myspace buddy. Care to share how that happened, and what kind of person he seems to be?

[Lisa]

I sent him a message yesterday asking him for help with the ? of the day and he responded with the correct answer and a friend request!!! He seems super sweet. I mean really, to take time out of what he's doing to talk to me, now that rocks!!! Thanks Matt ;)

[ama6730]

Matt don't have to do anything and he rocks, but even more so now because he was nice to Lisa. Now he just needs to get his "hot ass" in here and talk to us!

[Lisa]

ha ha he doesn't have anything to do. That's funny! He trains MMA and said he might fight soon :) woop woop!!

[ama6730]

Well that didn't come across the way I meant for it to! haha I meant that he could just exist and still rock. You know...just stand there and look hot...Oh, never mind lol

[Lisa]

It was funny whatever you meant. I wasn't trying to defend him or anything. i should have posted the fight stuff seperate. Someone was asking if he trains for fighting, I was just answering that question. :) Sorry Ama! My brain is fried from a million guesses at the question this morning!

[ama6730]

That's OK Lisa!!! I just post whatever I'm thinking at the time and sometimes I don't make myself clear. I have to edit almost every post because of typos or because it just don't make since!

[Lisa]

ha ha same here, plus I have no light by my computer and I can't type to save my life! So I edit all the time, mostly because my brain and mouth don't work that well together. The light was just my excuse :)

[ama6730]

ok, you can use the light as an excuse and I will blame this little boston Terror puppy I have chewing on my feet. Those little teeth are like needles!

[Lisa]

a dog with a foot fetish? It must be a male huh?

[ama6730]

Nope, she's a girl. She just likes socks for some odd reason. She hunts them down and attacks them. She don't care if there's feet in them or not!

She's a bit strange, but living with us, I wouldn't expect anything different!

[bakogymrat]

from Matt talk to puppy talk...we are such girls!

[bakogymrat]

ha ha he doesn't have anything to do. That's funny! He trains MMA and said he might fight soon :) woop woop!!

Mrs. Sanchez, Could you please provide the details of when the fight is to occur? :p

[ama6730]

Yea, Tell us Matt! We know you read this.

[Lisa]

Ok girls I will tell you since Matt and I are practically BFF's after 3 myspace messages..........jk I have no clue!

[bakogymrat]

Ok girls I will tell you since Matt and I are practically BFF's after 3 myspace messages..........jk I have no clue!


ummmm? ask him...duh? lol

[Lisa]

really I think he said the beginning of next year, not sure. Once he gets his profile on here we'll ask him.

[Jen]

You girls are HILARIOUS.

I have been watching this site for a while, just reading posts and laughing, but I had to comment. Although he may not remember who I am, I have met Matt and he was a nice guy. Actually, all of the guys that I met are really nice.

Just thought I would throw that in there. Keep up the posts, you guys make me laugh every time.

[bakogymrat]

We are here to serve! We are like the town Idiots of this place. Can never figure out if they are all laughing with us or at us...lol

[ama6730]

Who cares...at least they're laughing! haha

[Lisa]

hopefully, or they might just be really freaked out!

[surfina007]

as long as we're laughing, its all good

[Lisa]

yeah for real Surfina, that's all that matters.
:)

[Lisa]

Hi Matt :) I figured you were lurking in our little corner again tonight so I just wanted to be the first to say what's up hot ass!!

[ama6730]

I'll second that! Lisa, maybe we should start a petition like JB did for you!
Something like...
All in favor of Hot Ass coming here and allowing the ladies to verbally molest him, post here.

[Lisa]

ha ha the words hot ass and molest probably just got his head so big that his neck is gonna snap! But yeah c'mon Matt!

[bakogymrat]

ha ha the words hot ass and molest probably just got his head so big that his neck is gonna snap! But yeah c'mon Matt!


Whoa! What did I miss...?

[ama6730]

I saw that you took off the "we'll be gentle" comment. LOL. Don't make promises we don't plan on keeping!:D

[Lisa]

I was like wow did that come out right? So I removed it. Thanks for mentioning it in your post so there's nothing I can do about it!

[bakogymrat]

I'll second that! Lisa, maybe we should start a petition like JB did for you!
Something like...
All in favor of Hot Ass coming here and allowing the ladies to verbally molest him, post here.

Whoops...Mr.Bako didn't like that one.

Gotta Go.. YIKES!!!

[Lisa]

Bako, scroll a page back, you'll see what the jokes were. :)

[Lisa]

Sorry Mr. Bako, we were kidn'!

[bakogymrat]

I got to go...I think I am grounded:(...no hanging out with the girls this evening.

[Lisa]

for real you gotta go? We were kidding Mr. Bako. Did you warn him about us? We get kinda mouthy and crazy!

[ama6730]

Whoops...Mr.Bako didn't like that one.

Gotta Go.. YIKES!!!


We were talking about Matt, not Mr. Bako. What's not to like

[Lisa]

Have you showed him a picture of Matt? Maybe he'll be willing to forgive us after he sees the hot ass first hand.

For Mr. Bako:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/lisers77/alpha.jpg

[ama6730]

I love that picture!

[Lisa]

I know you do. It was not just for mr. bako's benefit! I thought we'd all like to see it.

Hey Matt, where were you all at in this pic?

[bakogymrat]

Hey girls, I think it was the word "molest"...He was like what...! No biggie! I'll pm you two...:D

[Jen]

I believe that I can answer this question for you.

They're on the block. Between two of the houses. The house you see behind them is the house Urijah and Matt live in. The house to the right, is the most recently purchased home.

[bakogymrat]

I believe that I can answer this question for you.

They're on the block. Between two of the houses. The house you see behind them is the house Urijah and Matt live in. The house to the right, is the most recently purchased home.

So are you their neighbor?

[Jen]

So are you their neighbor?

Most definitely not a neighbor. Just a friend of one of the boys.

[Lisa]

Thanks Jen, I was kinda kidn'. I was just adressing Matt as a joke! I thought maybe if I asked himi a question directly he might show up and answer :) Didn't work.

[Jen]

Thanks Jen, I was kinda kidn'. I was just adressing Matt as a joke! I thought maybe if I asked himi a question directly he might show up and answer :) Didn't work.

: ) My bad, but I am sure that I might be able to be of some assistance to get him on here for ya. ;)

[Lisa]

ha ha awesome Jen!! Tell him what's up! :)

[bakogymrat]

: ) My bad, but I am sure that I might be able to be of some assistance to get him on here for ya. ;)

He is not "Matth", you think? I asked that guy where he is was from, and he signed-off asap?

[Lisa]

I've looked at that too, but I don't think so. I think that matth has been on here for a while. Not sure really though!!! Come out come out where ever you are Matt Sanchez! But Matth could stand for Matt hotass Sanchez :)

[bakogymrat]

I can't believe that you got confirmation that he peeps! This is too funny!

[Lisa]

Yeah so keep a lookout for the screen names Peeping Tom, Peeping T, I Spy, or any variation of these, that very well might be Matt. LOL!

[bakogymrat]

or "big head"...I really want to comment on that, but I should leave it alone...hmmm, could Mr. Bako be lurking. j/k lol!!!

[Lisa]

yeah lets not get you grounded again!!!


Hi Mr. bako
(just in case)

[bakogymrat]

I have been trying to find stats on this guy. Do we know how tall he is, what his record is. Wait. Do you guys care? lol

[ama6730]

Not really haha J/k Sure we care. Matt, why don't you come on here and tell us!?

[bakogymrat]

Not really haha J/k Sure we care. Matt, why don't you come on here and tell us!?

Well it did work really great for me the last time I posted the incorrect height of a fighter on here (she rolls her freakin eyes in disappointment). lol Do you want me to try that again on Matt. That seems to get a quick response, and make BAKO the awkward dork! I am willing to be your wing man, and take one for the team. lol

[ama6730]

Take a wild guess Bako! I say 5'6.

[bakogymrat]

How about I go with the samething that got me in trouble last time. I'll go with 5'3".






Only kidding, remember, I saw him at the gym (yep, still bringing that up), so, I say you are right. Maybe 5'7"...hmmm...I think I have a girlfriend who is 5'7" really pretty blondie-barbie type, funny as heck...occasionally referred to as a milf (shouldn't have put that part. oh! freaking well!) :p

[ama6730]

I changed my mind. You said 5'3 first. I'll go with 5'1. (it got Urijah on here in a hurry to clear up the height issue with him)

[Kimberly]

I changed my mind. You said 5'3 first. I'll go with 5'1. (it got Urijah on here in a hurry to clear up the height issue with him)

That is true AMA, he didn't like being referred to as 5'2". But it did get him on here. :) Maybe you're plan will work with Matt.

[bakogymrat]

I changed my mind. You said 5'3 first. I'll go with 5'1. (it got Urijah on here in a hurry to clear up the height issue with him)


hmmmm...are the two of us brave or stupid??? we should have made the "pretty one" post the height. lol

[Kimberly]

hmmmm...are the two of us brave or stupid??? we should have made the "pretty one" post the height. lol

Bako - AMA, would you like me to take the fall. The new person to the conversation and also the oldest one here. I'll just go "mom" on him if he gives any attitude. :)

[bakogymrat]

That is true AMA, he didn't like being referred to as 5'2". But it did get him on here. :) Maybe you're plan will work with Matt.


don't think I will ever live that one down...let's see
Bako's stats:
Called Tito Jones Tito Ortiz
Said the Champ was my size
Created the BNC
Sent the thread on the BNC to the Black Ninja on accident

What else, the night is young...anything could happen...lol

[Kimberly]

Bako, those are honest mistakes. And we were all laughing with you, not at you.

[ama6730]

Thanks for the offer EJ but I think we've already screwed that up. haha Oh well. Speak first and apologize later I always say.

[Kimberly]

Ok, AMA, but the offer stands if you need my help. I'm here for you ladies.

[bakogymrat]

Bako, those are honest mistakes. And we were all laughing with you, not at you.

Awe thanks! I am accustomed to being laughed at. I learned, as a kid, that I could get over my shyness by making people laugh...AT ME, but it still made things more comfortable. Now, I just think my brain is programmed to be the clown, so it involuntarily makes errors to make others laugh. (Sure that sounds healthy, I have a faulty brain.)

Additional stats:
Bako just made herself sound insane...lol

[ama6730]

I still can't get over you sending the BNC stuff to him!

[Kimberly]

Awe thanks! I am accustomed to being laughed at. I learned, as a kid, that I could get over my shyness by making people laugh...AT ME, but it still made things more comfortable. Now, I just think my brain is programmed to be the clown, so it involuntarily makes errors to make others laugh. (Sure that sounds healthy, I have a faulty brain.)

Additional stats:
Bako just made herself sound insane...lol

I don't think there is anyone out there who's "normal." We all have our idiosynchrosies (sp???).

[bakogymrat]

E- You call it that, I call it diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain.

I am sure Matt will like this threapy session on his thread...heh! heh!

[Kimberly]

Bako, I always wanted to be either a teacher or a therapist. How sad, I'm neither.

[ama6730]

E- You call it that, I call it diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain.
I think I have had that condition from birth!

I am sure Matt will like this threapy session on his thread...heh! heh!
If he ever gets his hot ass on here!

Add that to the list bako...talking to people that are not there! lol

[Kimberly]

If he ever gets his hot ass on here!

Add that to the list bako...talking to people that are not there! lol

LOL! Funny AMA.

[bakogymrat]

Bako, I always wanted to be either a teacher or a therapist. How sad, I'm neither.

It is never too late! My good friend and fellow student is in her mid-50's and plugging allowing with me. You could do it. I attend University of La Verne it is an accelerated program. You should look into it...like you need more on your plate, at this current time...lol

[Lisa]

I think my list also has talking to people that aren't there on it. I'm always talking to Matt as if he's reading these. Oh wait....he is. Peeping Tom just registered on here, that's gotta be him. HI MATT!!!!

[Kimberly]

It is never too late! My good friend and fellow student is in her mid-50's and plugging allowing with me. You could do it. I attend University of La Verne it is an accelerated program. You should look into it...like you need more on your plate, at this current time...lol

Yeah, time is something I don't have alot of. When Cody graduates from HS I'll only be 40. I was thinking about going then.

[Kimberly]

Ok, I just noticed I made this thread into a serious one. Sorry! Back to talk about Matt "hot ass" Sanchez!

[Lisa]

40 but you'll still look 25! Like Bako said it's never too late. Go for it!

[ama6730]

I think my list also has talking to people that aren't there on it. I'm always talking to Matt as if he's reading these. Oh wait....he is. Peeping Tom just registered on here, that's gotta be him. HI MATT!!!!

Made me look LOL!

[bakogymrat]

Ok, I just noticed I made this thread into a serious one. Sorry! Back to talk about Matt "hot ass" Sanchez!


We are such girls. I need to go to the lil' girls room you guys wanna come? j/k lol

[Lisa]

ha ha we all bring our laptops in there together to keep this chat going!!!!

[bakogymrat]

ok, ok...like Hot MMA fighters have nothing better to do then be on here on a Friday night!

[Lisa]

I'm sure their out chasing tail!

[bakogymrat]

another Bako stat:
types too fast, does not proofread...makes lots...LOTS of typos.
A teacher who looks like she can't spell nice.

[Kimberly]

ok, ok...like Hot MMA fighters have nothing better to do then be on here on a Friday night!

Oh how sad, I just realized it is Friday night! But hey, I'm enjoying the company.

[bakogymrat]

I'm sure their out chasing tail!

wow! that was very texan! lol

[bakogymrat]

ha ha we all bring our laptops in there together to keep this chat going!!!!

I was kidding! You kill me!!!

[Kimberly]

It's a known fact that women go to the ladies room in groups. How else are we suppose to know if TP is hanging out of our pants??? It's not like a guy is going to point that out.

[Lisa]

That was Texan y'all!!!! yyyeeeeeiiiiiiihhhhhhhaaaaaa!!!!!

[ama6730]

So true EJ! And we go in there to talk about the guys. We know they can't hear us in there.

BR conversation: Fix your boob, it's higher than the other.

Oh, thanks. What do you think about the one on the left?

He's OK, but he has big ears.

Really? I didn't notice. I'll go look. Meet you in here in 10 min.!

[Kimberly]

AMA -- oh so true! That was good!

[Lisa]

Or:
what the hell is in your teeth? broccoli?
No I haven't eaten broccoli in 3 days?
(chick picks other chicks teeth)
Look here!!!! Broccoli, that means you haven't brushed your damn teeth in 3 days!
Oh, well no wonder hot ass kept moving away from me when I was talking!

Where that came from I have no clue, it seemed like a good thing to say when I started typing this!!

[bakogymrat]

[QUOTE=ama6730;6509]So true EJ! And we go in there to talk about the guys. We know they can't hear us in there.

BR conversation: Fix your boob, it's higher than the other.
QUOTE]

Oh my gosh! that is funny. that really happens? I guess you have to have boobs to know they get uneven...mine pretty much stay in place...lol

[bakogymrat]

Or:
what the hell is in your teeth? broccoli?
No I haven't eaten broccoli in 3 days?
(chick pics other chicks teeth)
Look here!!!! Broccoli, that means you haven't bruched your damn teeth in 3 days!
Oh, well no wonder hot ass kept moving away from me when I was talking!

Where that came from I have no clue, it seemed like a good thing to say when I started typing this!!


love it! Lisa you should be a writer for a t.v. show

[ama6730]

I don't have that problem either. I was the one telling the other chick to fix her boob lol

[Lisa]

yeah and I was the one picking out the broccoli FYI. I don't want to be nicknamed Lisa "never brushes her teeth" Faber-Sanchez!

[Kimberly]

AMA, unfortunately I resemble that remark.

Clarification: the one who would be fixing it.

[Kimberly]

love it! Lisa you should be a writer for a t.v. show

Yeah, I could see that scene in a sitcom.

[bakogymrat]

alright! All three of you just made my water that I was drinking come out of my nose!!! :D

[Lisa]

I don't have the boob problem either, mine hang symmetrically....touching the ground!

[ama6730]

Today at work, a chick had something on the back of her pants. I was like, come here you got something on your pants and I dusted her ass off for her. Neither of us thought anything about it. I've known her for years. I wasn't going to let her walk around with something on her ass. Couldn't you just see two guys doing that? haha We would be like...oh yea, they're gay!

[Kimberly]

They wouldn't even admit to looking at another guy's ass even in a non-gay way. Too much testosterone.

[bakogymrat]

Poor Matt! What topics have we not covered on "his" thread this evening. I wonder how big that ol' head of his is now? lol

[Lisa]

so true!!!!

[ama6730]

That's true EJ. But girls look. And we don't care who knows it. That's the difference...guys look too, they just wouldn't be caught dead doing it.

[Lisa]

watermelon size by now I'd think. Unless again you are referring to Tito Ortiz, in that case he was born with a watermelon sized noggin!

[ama6730]

Poor Matt! What topics have we not covered on "his" thread this evening. I wonder how big that ol' head of his is now? lol

I'm sure it's exploded by now. Sorry for the mess Urijah!

[Kimberly]

There's definitely been a digression. Do you want to get back on topic? I really can't go on and on about him being hot. He's way to young and I would definitely feel like Mrs. Robinson.

[Lisa]

Don't ask Ama for help cleaning it up either, she would rather take a beating than clean.

[ama6730]

How old is he anyway...I'm lazy and don't want to go look.

[Lisa]

Ej, wanna talk about Urijah instead, he's older? We can take this conversation where ever you'd like!

[ama6730]

Don't ask Ama for help cleaning it up either, she would rather take a beating than clean.

You got that right! I do it because I have to. Don't mean I have to like it.

[Lisa]

25, his myspace page just happened to be pulled up. ;)

[Kimberly]

Just happened, huh??? :p Ok, 25's not so bad. I thought he was like 21 or 22.

Oh, we can always talk about Urijah!

[ama6730]

I knew you'd know the answer to that lisa!

He's not too young. It's not like we're out to marry him or anything. He's fair game to make hot ass comments about.

We can talk about Urijah too. He's always fair game!

[Kimberly]

Ha ha, even my sister who is in her 40's thinks Urijah is hot.

[Lisa]

yeah my computer's kinda wierd like that :)

[ama6730]

Ha ha, even my sister who is in her 40's thinks Urijah is hot.

My MOM thinks Urijah's hot!

[Lisa]

Anyone who thinks otherwise about the champ needs their eyes examined! Seriously.

[Lisa]

One of my friends doesn't think he's all that hot. But she quickly apologized after I knocked her head off.

But I told her I didn't think we could remain friends after a comment like that! ;)

[Kimberly]

Damn, I wish my computer was that wierd. I'd like it to just pull up myspace profiles of hot guys.

[ama6730]

One of my friends doesn't think he's all that hot. But she quickly apologized after I knocked her head off.

I'm sure she reconsidered.

I don't see anything about him that's not hot. What's she seeing?

[Kimberly]

It was actually my sister that got me looking at him again. I saw the fight with Jens and it was all about the fight for me. I wasn't even paying attention to what they looked like. I was just in awe of his fighting skills. The next day my sister mentioned she thought he was a hottie and I had to go back and look. Thank God I did! :D

[Lisa]

the only thing I can think of is maybe she had her eyes closed when I showed her. If not, then I really know now that she is insane, friendship is over! Kidn' but I argue with her all the time about it.

[Kimberly]

I'm sure she reconsidered.

I don't see anything about him that's not hot. What's she seeing?

Maybe you should recommend she get her eyes checked. There's obviously something wrong with them.

[Lisa]

In all honesty his fighting skills and humbleness is really what made me start following him. His hotness is just an added bonus for me, but a big added bonus!

[Kimberly]

Without a doubt Lisa. He's is the total package.

[Lisa]

Yeah he is! What a great guy you are Urijah! We all are going to come to a fight soon, be on the look out!

[Kimberly]

Is that a warning Lisa??? Giving him time to get the restraining order?

[ama6730]

Yeah he is! What a great guy you are Urijah! We all are going to come to a fight soon, be on the look out!

I'm sure he has our pictures up in the gym with a warning under them....if any of these crazy chicks stop by, tell them I'm not here and go get Matt instead.

[Kimberly]

Well that would work in Lisa's favor. :)

[Lisa]

they'd probably lock the doors and hide like the gym is closed!

[ama6730]

yea, it would. We couldn't get that lucky. They would send some jacked up looking dude out instead. And he would introduce himself as Urijah. And we'd be like...dude, you look different on TV!

[Lisa]

Is that a warning Lisa??? Giving him time to get the restraining order?

oh crap yeah I forgot about that. Just kidn' Urijah I will never be at one of your fights!

[Kimberly]

I'll take care of the jacked up dude. I'm stupid and not afraid of anyone. I'll take him down and you guys can find Urijah.

[ama6730]

I think instead of handing out restraining orders, they'd be handing out VIP's when they see Lisa. That's why I plan on hanging out with her

[Lisa]

yea, it would. We couldn't get that lucky. They would send some jacked up looking dude out instead. And he would introduce himself as Urijah. And we'd be like...dude, you look different on TV!

then him and Matt would walk outta the bathroom togehter, each checking the other one for toilet paper and broccoli teeth!

[Kimberly]

LOL, wouldn't that be a sight to see!

AMA, I'm with you. Hanging out with Lisa so she can get me into the VIP section.

[ama6730]

I'll take care of the jacked up dude. I'm stupid and not afraid of anyone. I'll take him down and you guys can find Urijah.

That sounds like a plan.

Lisa...remember that dream that I told you about? The one where I was running from Master Thong all night? That would be for real haha. EJ takes out the jacked up dude, me and you make a run for it through the gym to find Urijah and before we know it...chased by Master Thong through the streets of Sac town!

[Kimberly]

You dreamt Master Thong was chasing you? Was there ever a conclusion to the dream?

[Lisa]

ha ha for real, I could totally see that playing out like that. Master Thong wouldn't let us mess with his boys. And remember I don't run so I'd be the first one caught and dead!

[Kimberly]

I like that, it's not that you can't run, you just don't.

[Lisa]

I think I would run for my life really if Master Thong was chasing me. He could seriously kill me with his bare hands!

[ama6730]

You dreamt Master Thong was chasing you? Was there ever a conclusion to the dream?

Crazy, I know! Me and Urijah were both running from him. And we went into a house and Matt and bunch of other guys were there and Urijah kept looking out the window for MT. And I told Urijah to chill out, there were enough people there to keep MT from kicking our ass. And Matt said, hell no, I'm not fighting MT for nobody! Then MT busted all through the door and me and Urijah were running again...well Urijah was more like dragging my ass by the arm down the street with MT on our heels...then I woke up.

[Kimberly]

OMG that is funny! I wonder what brought that dream on. Did you by chance re-listen to the Bali story again? Too funny...

[Lisa]

that cracks me up everytime I hear it. How funny!!!! (laughter just errupted at TAM house when you typed that!)

[Kimberly]

Yeah, they'd rather be reading our posts in the Femme-M-A corner than be out partying on a Friday night. We're definitely alot more fun.

[ama6730]

I have no idea why I would dream something so crazy. But Master Thong is a bad ass, and he can run fast too. I still don't know what we did to piss him off so bad and I hope I don't do it again. I apologize MT!

[Kimberly]

Good idea AMA, apologize now before anything even happens! Stay on his good side.

[smirnhoff]

I wanted to clear something up about Matt. When he came out here to D.C. with Faber, he was one of the nicest dude's I have met. I think he knows most people want to met Faber and does not make things about him. So for the ladies out there, he is a great dude.

[Lisa]

Smirnhoff, quoting you: I wanted to clear something up about Matt.


What did we say? I thought we were all in agreement that we love him, he's hot, and we can't wait to meet his sexy ass!! :)

[ama6730]

I wanted to clear something up about Matt. When he came out here to D.C. with Faber, he was one of the nicest dude's I have met. I think he knows most people want to met Faber and does not make things about him. So for the ladies out there, he is a great dude.

Thanks for the info. But I want to meet Matt and the rest of TAM just as much as I want to meet Urijah....well almost. j/k! They all seem like a great group of guys!

[ama6730]

Smirnhoff, quoting you: I wanted to clear something up about Matt.


What did we say? I thought we were all in agreement that we love him, he's hot, and we can't wait to meet his sexy ass!! :)

Right on Lisa! I thought we made that perfectly clear. But if we didn't before, I think there's no room for doubt now!

[Kimberly]

Yeah, have no idea where he would get the idea that clarification was needed. Maybe something was said as a joke that didn't sound right???

[smirnhoff]

Ok, let me preface this with...I am not photogenic! Now, my hot little friend Lisa...you all know our girl Lisa, indicated that Matt Sanchez was a good looking guy. I was not seeing it in pix that I saw, but I saw him this weekend...he was not all that social...not that I was there to visit him. Matt is a nice looking guy. I think Lisa was right. These guys at AlphaMale could be cute little models.

I still say the other team members from Alpha should have a board on here. I am not a myspacer...I want them to be on here...BAD!!!



Lisa - this is what I saw. The part that he was not that social. I was just saying from what I saw he was. Everything is cool.

[Lisa]

yeah just making sure I didn't say something that came acrossed wrong. My bad if I did. It wouldn't be the first time. Speak first apologize later right Ama? :)

[Lisa]

Oh right on. That is why you said he let's it be all about Faber? I was just hoping I didn't make a comment that seemed rude about my boy Matt. Carry on........

[smirnhoff]

Oh right on. That is why you said he let's it be all about Faber? I was just hoping I didn't make a comment that seemed rude about my boy Matt. Carry on........

Your good Lisa. No one is in trouble or anything. I just wanted you all to know more about Matt. I am sure the lady's on here don't have a problem with that.

[Lisa]

The more info the better!!! thanks for another hook up!

[Kimberly]

Ahhh, now I see.

[ama6730]

Right you are Lisa! Speak now, apologize later.

I see why you posted that now. I had forgot all about that.

But Matt will always be a hot ass to me! and that's the troof.

[Lisa]

ha ha ha troof!!!!

[bakogymrat]

Lisa - this is what I saw. The part that he was not that social. I was just saying from what I saw he was. Everything is cool.

Great!!! Another stat to be added to Bako's list of blunders!!! lol I didn't mean he was not friendly! I just menat he was not as outgoing as Black Ninja! Am I diggin' myself into a deeper hole? lol

[Jessica_1979]

I'm sure he has our pictures up in the gym with a warning under them....if any of these crazy chicks stop by, tell them I'm not here and go get Matt instead.


Bwaaa hahhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I just about peed my pants....so sad I went to bed so early!!! And missed all this chit chat girls!!! Can't wait till we are all sitting round together doing this one day before Urijah's fight! Sad I always miss it....But very rested and happy today. I'll make up for it ladies.


I'd like to see Dustin Akabari visitin us girls here. I think you ladies will enjoy him too!! (For those of you that don't already know who he is)
Here you go......(very left side)....and also the latest hottie on Urijahs arm. http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=54274

http://www.combatlifestyle.com/media_view.php?id=68720&owner=1032

Dustin and Chad...the two up and coming....
http://www.combatlifestyle.com/media_view.php?id=69154&owner=1032
http://www.combatlifestyle.com/media_view.php?id=68729&owner=1032

Maybe these two can be next on your list Bako! :D

[Lisa]

yeah you did miss it Jess! We stay up kinda late and talk a bunch of nonsense. I think that maybe be way Bako switched her avatar too :) Thanks for those links. Can't to see the rest of TAM join us on here.

[WinMor]

Oh yeah Dustin is a hottie for sure!!!;)

[bakogymrat]

yeah you did miss it Jess! We stay up kinda late and talk a bunch of nonsense. I think that maybe be way Bako switched her avatar too :) Thanks for those links. Can't to see the rest of TAM join us on here.


I switched my avatar because I seem to keep getting my foot stuck in my mouth! lol It is to remind me to keep my mouth shut!
:D

[Kimberly]

but Bako, we like it when you speak. :)

[smirnhoff]

I switched my avatar because I seem to keep getting my foot stuck in my mouth! lol It is to remind me to keep my mouth shut!
:D

Bako, you are good. I just wanted you to know that I have seen how he is and too me, he is just trying to stay out of the light. I know I speak for the board and say we like you here on the board. No worries at all. Now lets hug it out LOL.

[bakogymrat]

Bako, you are good. I just wanted you to know that I have seen how he is and too me, he is just trying to stay out of the light. I know I speak for the board and say we like you here on the board. No worries at all. Now lets hug it out LOL.

you mean "let's BNC it out"...forget the hugs!!!

I'm not offended...just keeping the joke alive about me and my mouth (or in this case my typing).:p

[Lisa]

well Bako it was a good reminder for all of us! Now that you switched it to this new hot pic, we might forget to behave!

[ama6730]

I think it's time to get this thread back on topic so it's not forgotten...

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=41&pictureid=522

now, carry on haha

[Kimberly]

Nice view. Oh, and the waters nice too.

[ama6730]

What water? OH, I see it now. lol

another:

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=41&pictureid=519

Get your hot ass down from there!

[Kimberly]

And what are you going to do AMA, spank him if he doesn't listen to you.:p

[ama6730]

You know it. :eek:

[Lisa]

Awesome pics!! I saw some great ones of Urijah today on Sherdog too. I don't know how to get them on here. I'll see what I can do.

[Kimberly]

Awesome pics!! I saw some great ones of Urijah today on Sherdog too. I don't know how to get them on here. I'll see what I can do.

I think you can save them to your photo album on your profile and then post them on here by copying and pasting the URL.

[ama6730]

It took me forever to figure out how to steal those pix. from matt's myspace.

[Lisa]

you psycho!!!! How many do you have hanging around your house now? :)

[Lisa]

This is the one I was looking for:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/lisers77/bam1.jpg

[Lisa]

YAY!!I got it to work. WOW!!! Gotta love it ladies!!!!


Here is one for Ama:
You liked his hair like this right?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/lisers77/bambam.jpg

[Kimberly]

What is it about that wet look...

Good one Lisa! Thank you very much for posting it.

[ama6730]

haha yeah Lisa. I like the Pebbles Flintstone look.

[Lisa]

yeah that's hot, sweaty, dripping, sexiness!!!!!! I love that look with his "california Kid" headband on too!!!

[ama6730]

ah hell, who are we kidding, we would like him any ol way.:D

[Kimberly]

True ama, true. Why can't guys look like that here in Seattle? I may need to relocate.

[ama6730]

We don't grow them like that here in NC either!

[Lisa]

Ej you are. To Sac-town for our "medical" team!! :) There are hotties there for sure, I think they all belong to some gym on I street ;)

[ama6730]

Yep, let them beat the shit outta each other and we'll patch them up. Sounds like a good job to me.

[Kimberly]

Ok, so Lisa and I have to get some kind of medical training. We can all relocate Sac-town and open up a clinic that specializes in medical needs for MMA fighters right down the street from the gym. Sound good?

[ama6730]

I was thinking of just opening the clinic inside Ult. Fitness. That way we get to see exactly how the injury happened. And when there are no victims...I mean when there are no patients, we can just sit back and enjoy the view!

[Kimberly]

I like the way your mind works ama!

[Lisa]

Yeah I am sure they would love that. Having a "medical" team on hand just in case! We're in!

[ama6730]

You don't need medical training. You're going to be the knock out girl. You have a black belt. That's all the training you need!

And last time I checked, there's no medical degree needed for kissing boo boos! Lisa's all good too lol

And we can always throw them on back of my truck and take them to the ER if we have to!

[Kimberly]

We market ourselves as being very hands on and having great bedside manner.

[ama6730]

And when we go to UF to apply, we'll all wear a skimpy little nurses outfit. They are guys, they wont give a damn if we know what we're doing as long as we have boobs!

[Kimberly]

You got a point ama. Cleavage works in most cases.

[ama6730]

I think I'll have to depend on you for the cleavage though. Poor ama is cleavageless without the help of an excellent bra!

[Kimberly]

Yeah, unfortunately, I've got that covered for the three of us.

[Lisa]

so when you all want to meet at uf to apply?

if no "medical" team is needed maybe janitors are!

[ama6730]

Lisa! You know I don't like cleaning up!

[Kimberly]

But I'd really like the medical job instead. You don't get to touch the fighters being a janitor. :(

[ama6730]

Yeah, I'm more of a "hands on" kinda girl.

I'm sleepy, I think I need to hush and go to bed haha

[Kimberly]

I think in this situation we are all "hands on." :p

[Lisa]

Well I was just thinking if they said no to the medical team idea at least we could all still be "eyes on" I'll scrub toilets to see TAM train daily!

[Kimberly]

Well I was just thinking if they said no to the medical team idea at least we could all still be "eyes on" I'll scrub toilets to see TAM train daily!

Good point Lisa, anything to be in close proximity of TAM. :)

[Lisa]

I know I think that might work if all esle fails. That's the back up plan.

[Britt]

I can totally sweep the floor (well just the part right in front of the ring) wouldnt get much work done i would be like this :eek: or TOWEL GIRL YEAH!

[kmem57]

Matt looks like Mark Whalberg (the movie FEAR Mark not recent mark) SEXY!:p

[Ashley84]

He really does! Never thought about that!!

[Sac23722]

wow... you girls!

[Lisa]

I don't do movies, but I agree with the last word you said Kmem!! ;)

[ama6730]

Somebody must think Matt is a hot ass or something. This thread is up to 23 pages. What the hell were we talking about for 23 freaking pages? I didn't write that much the whole time I was in college!

[ama6730]

But of course, in college this wasn't the topic we were writing about:

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=41&pictureid=557


Watch where you point that thing!

[Kimberly]

LOL! I was going to write that you probably didn't have a topic like Mr. Hot Ass himself but you beat me to it! Hell, if they had topics like him I'd be enrolled and getting A's! Do you think they have a class called How to recognize a Hot Ass 101?

[ama6730]

If I could find a college like that, I'd be a career student. Either that, or teach the class.

[Lisa]

yeah I think that is why I gave up on school, I had to take classes that were far less interesting, like History and government :( WOW!!! 23 pages. How crazy! oh well, we know know how to pick 'em!

Oh....Hi Matt! :)

[kmem57]

Wow that pic is such ART! They need to put that in a museum...

[Lisa]

I just couldn't let the thread die. It's been a few days since we've posted here. Just wanted to say...Where is Matt?

[ama6730]

Matt...where are you??? I wonder why he's not coming here, we talk shit to him on myspace and he don't seem to mind :confused:

[Lisa]

Yeah I think he kinda likes it actually!!! He'll be here one day. Only so long that he can keep lurking around here without submitting a comment!!

Hi Matt!!!

[ama6730]

No doubt he likes it haha. I haven't heard him complain yet!

[Kimberly]

He's probably seeing how long this thread will go on before he makes an appearance.

[Lisa]

but damn, if 24 pages isn't long enough I don't know what is!!! :)

[Kimberly]

That's true. This is one huge thread!

Ok Matt, time to make an appearance and make some ladies very happy (Lisa in particular). :)

[Lisa]

yes Lisa the stalker wants to see you on here asap! ;)

[Kimberly]

I could go down to Sac and throw an elbow and knock some sense into him. ;) After that, I'd have to be prepared to get my ass kicked! But I would do that for you.

[Lisa]

Just do that and run like hell!!!! :)

[ama6730]

Just make sure he knows why he got elbowed in the head. Don't just knock the shit out of him, run, and leave him on the ground thinking WTF just happened there? :confused:

[Kimberly]

Sounds like a plan, but maybe one of you should be there to drive the getaway car. With my messed up knee, I won't be running too fast.

[ama6730]

Cody can drive the getaway car. That way if you need back up, he'll be there. If I was there, I wouldn't be much help. You'd hit him and I'd be like...ooohhhh, come here, let me kiss it make it better. That mean EJ! We did not tell her to do that! lol

[Lisa]

Ha ha that is so funny shit right there. Ama, you're going to have Master thong running after you so I'd better be there to kiss boo boos instead. I'm just looking out for you. I wouldn't want master Thong to knock you out, that's all babe, just looking out for your saftey!!!



PS. Hi Matt, I told you we are up to 25 pages. We're NUTS!!!

[ama6730]

Damn, I forgot about Master Thong! I was so pissed off at him when I woke up from that dream! Then it was just hilarious. Maybe he'll forgive me...I still don't know what exactly I did to him to piss him off so bad lol

[Kimberly]

Great, so now I'm going to TAM after me. I may have to rethink my offer. Especially since Cody doesn't have a drivers license yet.

[ama6730]

Join the crowd EJ! Master Thong about kicked mine, Urijah's, and Matt's asses in my dream lol. I even get in trouble in my dreams! I'm just a bad girl I guess :cool:

[Kimberly]

Sorry Lisa, I think the world of you, but we're going to have to figure out another way of getting Matt here. I don't want my ass kicked by Master Thong!