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Rattlebone
11-13-2008, 10:04 AM
This excerpt is a from a longer chapter on amateur wrestling. I never realized the significance of those ears to some wrestlers. Here it is:

It takes a couple of hours before you notice what's wrong with everyone.
It's their ears. It's as if you've landed on some planet where almost everybody's ears are mangled and crushed, melted and shrunken. It's not the first thing you notice about people, but after you notice it, it's the only thing you see.
"To most wrestlers, califlower ear is like a tatoo," says Justin Petersen. "It's like a status symbol. It's kind of looked on with pride in the community. It means you've put in the time."
"That's just from getting in there and brawling, getting in there and getting your ears rubbed a lot," says William R. Groves. "What happens is, as you rub and rub and rub, the abrasion, the cartilage separates from the skin, and in that separation, blood and fluid fills it up. After a while, it drains out, but the calcium will solidify on the cartilage. A lot of wrestlers see it as a kind of badge of wrestling, a necessary badge of wrestling."
Sean Harrington says, "It's like a stalactite or something. Slowly blood trickles in there and hardens. It gets injured again, and a little more blood trickles in and hardens, and slowly it's unrecognizable anymore. Some guys definitely feel that way, that it's a badge of courage, a badge of honor."
"I think it's very much a badge of honor," says Sara Levin. "You know somebody's a wrestler. It's another one of those things that make someone else an equal to you. And a bond. Part of the grind. The ears. It's just part of the game. It's the nature of the sport, like scars, battle wounds."
Peterson says, "I had one teammate who, before he'd go to bed, he'd sit there and punch his ear for ten minutes. He wanted cauliflower ear so bad."
"I've drained mine a lot," says Joe Calavitta. "I got syringes, and when they blew up, I kept draining them. They fill up. They fill up with blood. As long as you keep draining them before the blood hardens, you can keep it down, pretty much. You can get it done by a doctor, but you'd have to go in all the time, so you just get your own syringes and do it."
Peterson, Groves, Harrington, and Calavitta, they're amateur wrestlers.
Levin is the Men's Event Coordinator for USA Wrestling, the national governing body for amateur wrestling.

- Chuck Palahniuk
(Where Meat Comes From)
'STRANGER THAN FICTION'
Doubleday - 2004

Ivan
11-13-2008, 05:57 PM
Ha i was just talking about that to my sister, she gets grossed out a bit by that

but wrestling now, i have to give my props to urijah for succeeding in this incredibly tough sport. Really shows his endurance

boxing and mma too, cauliflower ear is a bit easier to come by, 1 big blow and lights out, you wake up looking like shrek

Lisa
11-14-2008, 01:18 AM
I have a new found love for cali-flower :)

ama6730
11-14-2008, 04:08 AM
haha, me too Lisa. Being a nurse and all, I used to deflate my ex-bo's ears all the time. I didn't have a problem with his ears, but he hated them. And he just couldn't stand the thought of sticking himself with a needle, so I did it for him. I sure didn't have a problem with sticking him, he was an ass lol

JBNTX
11-14-2008, 08:20 AM
That's why alot of fighters rock those BIG HEAD phones with their IPODS, the ear buds wont fit in some of their ears anymore !!

Kimberly
11-14-2008, 08:30 AM
haha, me too Lisa. Being a nurse and all, I used to deflate my ex-bo's ears all the time. I didn't have a problem with his ears, but he hated them. And he just couldn't stand the thought of sticking himself with a needle, so I did it for him. I sure didn't have a problem with sticking him, he was an ass lol

AMA, you're making me cringe. I hate needles and there's no way I could have done that.

I never knew what cauliflower ear was until I watched EliteXC when that guys ear errupted. I don't know if I will ever look at it any other way now. But if they think of them as a badge of honor, more power to 'em!

Lisa
11-15-2008, 07:46 AM
JB- Are you serious? Is that for real? Makes sense but I had to laugh!

tobias
11-20-2008, 04:27 PM
Cauli is not cool at all to me. I was developing them a few years back when training bjj daily. Then I went and had the fluid drained. If your ear bursts like James Thompson's did like in his fight with Kimbo Slice you will wish you had of drained them. "The Gracie Hunter" Kazushi Sakuraba probably has the worst case I've seen though.

Lisa
11-20-2008, 08:55 PM
Gross an ear explosion! I just like Cali-flower :)

tobias
11-20-2008, 09:20 PM
Yes there was an explosion! Thompson got hit and his ear burst and blood was everywhere. It looked terrible while he made his way to the cage. I have no idea why he didn't get it drain prior to the match.

Lisa
11-20-2008, 09:24 PM
Before I was educated on what that bubble stuff really was I just assumed it was built up cartilage, I didn't think it was blood. Is there a way to drain it so the ears look completely normal again?

tobias
11-20-2008, 09:27 PM
It should be drained on a regular basis. The cartilage seperates and blood flows into the ear and deforms it. If done regularly the ear may be able to keep its shape but you are constantly on the mat, look forward to funky ears.

Lisa
11-20-2008, 09:32 PM
To me they kind of represent badass-ness! But at the same time an ear explosion would not be so badass.

tobias
11-20-2008, 09:36 PM
Most guys see them as a badge of honour and comradery. I remember looking at every guys ears I saw back in the day when mine were developing. Glad I don't have it anymore:p

Lisa
11-20-2008, 09:42 PM
ha ha they look to see whose ears are more jacked, that's funny!

fonzy1020
02-18-2009, 08:25 PM
ooooo yeah I saw that. Pretty nasty. Cool article

fonzy1020
02-18-2009, 08:25 PM
Lisa, Cauliflower is good, but Broccoli is better!

tina_20233
02-18-2009, 08:32 PM
i luvv broccoli!!! im with u on that one fonzy!! lolz

Britt
02-18-2009, 09:10 PM
I think the cauliflower ear is extremely SEXY! I love imperfections !!!!!

Lisa
02-19-2009, 07:41 AM
I love CALI-flower aka Urijah Faber's ears :p

But yes, broccoli is delicious too.

Andy 505
02-21-2009, 01:29 AM
I love Chuck Palahniuk. There are some pretty horrible ears in mma, coutures are awful looking, one of bj penns looks like its deformed or something, pulvers are really bad they make him kinda look like a little hobgoblin!

Therealsparky304
02-21-2009, 03:37 AM
Elite probably didnt let him Drain them. That shit was so set up. They had to have a reason to stop the fight! Kimbo should have never had the oppertunity to get in any cage. The dude was huge with alot of power. Laked all tech. and cardio. he was horrible! Im glad he got beat by the dude wwith the PINK mouthpeice and Pink Hair!!

Kim
02-21-2009, 03:29 PM
I love Chuck Palahniuk. There are some pretty horrible ears in mma, coutures are awful looking, one of bj penns looks like its deformed or something, pulvers are really bad they make him kinda look like a little hobgoblin!

Andy that is too hilarious! Poor Jens, hope he doesn't read this.
LMAO!

jess_sick_kuhhhhh
02-21-2009, 05:02 PM
i think its cute , but i think most girls do who like mma .
i see that and im like fuck that guy is tough lets make out haha :)

chainsawtom
02-22-2009, 11:17 PM
i think its cute , but i think most girls do who like mma .
i see that and im like fuck that guy is tough lets make out haha :)

if the roles were reversed and I am trying to think of what woman would look even more desirable with her ears rubbed out of shape. Are there any of the women MMA fighters who's ears are changing?:cool:

Britt
02-23-2009, 11:54 AM
The girls at my gym wear head gear so ears dont get smashed...but the feet now they are not so sexy!

Lisa
02-24-2009, 11:30 PM
why? They're all bruised up or what?

Britt
02-25-2009, 12:57 PM
yeah they look bruised and rough like they dont get pedis that often hmmmm....

Kimberly
02-25-2009, 01:54 PM
yeah they look bruised and rough like they dont get pedis that often hmmmm....

I resemble that remark...LOL! I was just commenting the other day at how crappy my feet look from training. That's what happens when you workout barefoot. :)

Lisa
02-25-2009, 10:08 PM
yeah they look bruised and rough like they dont get pedis that often hmmmm....

ha ha damn I've only got one pedicure in my life, my feet must be jacked too!

ama6730
02-26-2009, 04:39 AM
Your feet aren't jacked Lisa! But some fighter's ears and feet look like the dog has been chewing on them!

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