View Full Version : Faber's future wife......
Whoever this ends up being, I really kind of feel bad for her. I mean really, think of all the chicks that would be trying to bang your husband. :)
I was told he was already lined up with someone....?
Do we know her?
Faber is??? Doubtful. If he is, I hope its that hot doctor chick.
She get's my vote.
lol well thats what i was seeing on the cat box
oh ha ha ha. I guess he is spoken for then.
Hit&Run
06-24-2009, 03:14 PM
Lisa are you feeling bad for yourself?!:) LOL! I'm sure if there is someone special they stay out of the SPOTLIGHT for many reasons! I'm sure whomever he picks will be woman enough to handle all that comes with being Mrs. Faber! A side note: I saw the hot doctor at the weigh ins in Sac or her twin sister?!! Maybe there is something to Seth's story;)!!
chainsawtom
06-24-2009, 03:42 PM
lol well thats what i was seeing on the cat box
but it's the "chat box" and I figured I knew nothing about what they were saying, so if I can't say something to make people laugh, then I 'll keep out of it.:p
I was just trying to be funny in my thread. No doubt she'll be able to handle it, he wouldn't marry someone that couldn't. I was just trying to start some conversation up in this biatch. There would never be a reason to feel bad for the future mrs. faber. :)
jess_sick_kuhhhhh
06-24-2009, 04:19 PM
oh no he has a girlfriend ?!?!
what are we going to tell michelle
I dont think he has a girlfriend, I think he has girlfriendS-- plural. :)
jess_sick_kuhhhhh
06-24-2009, 04:30 PM
shit i dont give a fuck if urijah has BOYFRIENDS he is an amazing fighter and i want to do naughty things with him because im a whore :)
well im actually just a dream whore but for urijah id be a real whore , and lisa too :)
I think I know some guys who would be faber's life partner if given the chance.
jess_sick_kuhhhhh
06-24-2009, 04:47 PM
id be a guy to be fabers life partner haha
or you can stay a chick and just be mine :) ha ha ha.
jess_sick_kuhhhhh
06-24-2009, 04:56 PM
hahaha well idk but i heard you and michelle were a thing or is that a rumor ? otherwise will you be my legit forum girlfriend :) but be aware that if urijah wants this im going to cheat on your ass :)
I think you're ASSuming again. :)
fonzy1020
06-24-2009, 05:13 PM
haha when people assume, they make an ass out of U and ME
Britt
06-24-2009, 05:14 PM
but it is so much more fun assuming
I was thrilled when I saw this thread revealing Urijah's and my secret relationship. I've been so good at hiding things for so long.
Then, to my horror, I read on and found that he has been two timing me with that Twitter-fantastically infamous doctor?
WTF?
I'm done. I thought we had something Urijah? I was going to have your corn-rowed babies!
:mad:
I'm not going to send you anymore tank tops. Get your own! We'll see if little miss 'let's play doctor' can hunt up that kind of fashion!
jess_sick_kuhhhhh
06-24-2009, 08:17 PM
I was thrilled when I saw this thread revealing Urijah's and my secret relationship. I've been so good at hiding things for so long.
Then, to my horror, I read on and found that he has been two timing me with that Twitter-fantastically infamous doctor?
WTF?
I'm done. I thought we had something Urijah? I was going to have your corn-rowed babies!
:mad:
I'm not going to send you anymore tank tops. Get your own! We'll see if little miss 'let's play doctor' can hunt up that kind of fashion!
hahaha e p i c
ama6730
06-24-2009, 09:13 PM
I was thrilled when I saw this thread revealing Urijah's and my secret relationship. I've been so good at hiding things for so long.
Then, to my horror, I read on and found that he has been two timing me with that Twitter-fantastically infamous doctor?
WTF?
I'm done. I thought we had something Urijah? I was going to have your corn-rowed babies!
:mad:
I'm not going to send you anymore tank tops. Get your own! We'll see if little miss 'let's play doctor' can hunt up that kind of fashion!
That's some funny shit right there! Corn-rowed, tank top wearing faber babies
I was thrilled when I saw this thread revealing Urijah's and my secret relationship. I've been so good at hiding things for so long.
Then, to my horror, I read on and found that he has been two timing me with that Twitter-fantastically infamous doctor?
WTF?
I'm done. I thought we had something Urijah? I was going to have your corn-rowed babies!
:mad:
I'm not going to send you anymore tank tops. Get your own! We'll see if little miss 'let's play doctor' can hunt up that kind of fashion!
ha ha you bitch, those tank tops were your fault?
chainsawtom
06-25-2009, 01:20 AM
I was just trying to be funny in my thread. No doubt she'll be able to handle it, he wouldn't marry someone that couldn't. I was just trying to start some conversation up in this biatch. There would never be a reason to feel bad for the future mrs. faber. :)
there's no trying about it:D I think you just are, unless you aren't smiling and then it's WTF?:p Then I start to feel bad and..... You and Jess have had some awfully funny conversations. I have to make sure I'm not drinking anything or I'll have it out my nose and into my keyboard again.:D
If all else fails you ladies should suggest Polygamy.... I mean everyones happy and would be quite satisfied in that lifestyle. Although I'm sure this thought has already crossed many of your minds!
Do it.
Kimberly
06-25-2009, 06:23 AM
Seth, that suggestion won't fly with those of us who don't like to share. :)
"ha ha you bitch, those tank tops were your fault?"
Uh, YEAH.
And who do you think supplied the beads for all his corn rows?
Oh and Seth, I refuse to share my man. He's a beefcake, not a slice of cheesecake.
:p
shawty_rock
06-25-2009, 08:58 AM
Yes I am brand new to this forum so don't JUMP all over me...lol j/k
BUT aren't we all "KIM" in someway? i think yes...and the quote "corn rowed tank top wearing faber babies" let's expound on this! classic!
twitter/shawty_rock
welcome shawty. I think Ive seen you on twitter. Glad you made your way over here.
shawty_rock
06-25-2009, 10:14 AM
Hey Lisa-yes that is me on twitter...now you just need to follow me too :) lol
have a great day sweetie!
Ashley84
06-25-2009, 10:55 AM
Oh my Kim you are so hilarious!! You make my day everytime I read one of your posts!!
JPG1277
06-25-2009, 12:37 PM
definatly some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while, this is exactly what i was hoping to find here. Good people, good conversations, good times
Go away with out the computer and I miss all this fun! G dang it
"Oh my Kim you are so hilarious!! You make my day everytime I read one of your posts!!"
What? i was totally serious!
Kidding, kidding
glad you liked that Ash
LOL
Felix
06-25-2009, 01:39 PM
should this convo be moved to the Ladies' Femm-M-A section??
:p
yeah probably. I wasnt sure where to post this craziness. But yeah feel free to move it Felix. Thanks for lookin out. You rock.
Stephanie
06-25-2009, 03:01 PM
lol you're crazy Lisa!!
could this be the neighbor I miss and love so much?
Stephanie
06-25-2009, 04:53 PM
Yes, it is! I miss you guys!!! Houston blows without any friends!
jennday88
06-25-2009, 06:18 PM
I too am a newbie here and want to say hello, and I must agree, Lisa and Kim are fantastic! Totally funny, and I look forward to reading more of their posts for the laughs. Thanks ladies.
I'm so glad you aren't offended Jen...let me work on that and you can get back to me.
LOL
:D
jennday88
06-25-2009, 08:03 PM
Never offended......well.... maybe by the lack of profanity and crude humor, but I will expect that to be taken care of as well Kim...lol
Mandy
06-25-2009, 08:05 PM
shit i dont give a fuck if urijah has BOYFRIENDS he is an amazing fighter and i want to do naughty things with him because im a whore :)
well im actually just a dream whore but for urijah id be a real whore , and lisa too :)
ahhahahah jess you kill me seriously, you should write this shit down in a book and keep it and read it later!
Mandy
06-25-2009, 08:06 PM
I think I know some guys who would be faber's life partner if given the chance.
or offer to wipe his ass in the mens room just to be close to him.....
Mandy
06-25-2009, 08:08 PM
I was thrilled when I saw this thread revealing Urijah's and my secret relationship. I've been so good at hiding things for so long.
Then, to my horror, I read on and found that he has been two timing me with that Twitter-fantastically infamous doctor?
WTF?
I'm done. I thought we had something Urijah? I was going to have your corn-rowed babies!
:mad:
I'm not going to send you anymore tank tops. Get your own! We'll see if little miss 'let's play doctor' can hunt up that kind of fashion!
kim your boobs are way better anyway!! fo sho'!!!!!
Mandy
06-25-2009, 08:09 PM
If all else fails you ladies should suggest Polygamy.... I mean everyones happy and would be quite satisfied in that lifestyle. Although I'm sure this thought has already crossed many of your minds!
Do it.
but who wants sloppy seconds or thirds??? get in line seth!
Mandy
06-25-2009, 08:11 PM
so looky looky, i take a "sabattical" from the forum and you ladies are having all this fun without me...
good thread lisa. i too however think docto McXrayboobies is his gf too... just a hunch... but who knows.
guess all you want ladies and gents.
I am the true FBM.
(Faber Baby Mama)
Mandy
06-25-2009, 08:42 PM
guess all you want ladies and gents.
I am the true FBM.
(Faber Baby Mama)
does your hubby know? or was that guy in chicago your brother?
oh Hey Mandy
thanks for the boob compliment.
always appreciated.
Mandy
06-25-2009, 08:44 PM
oh Hey Mandy
thanks for the boob compliment.
always appreciated.
you know how i feel i even offered you a canadian $5 dollar bill, which is like worth $2.50 cents in US money... big buckeroos
I have several men, Mandy.:D
My pimp hand is way strong.
Jessica_1979
06-25-2009, 10:40 PM
Whoever this ends up being, I really kind of feel bad for her. I mean really, think of all the chicks that would be trying to bang your husband. :)
LOL,
no doubt! :p
francesica
06-28-2009, 09:04 PM
I m not sure but what I have been contemplating is the nature of relationships and how it really works according to practice and in theory.
Although the idea of a monogamous relationship sounds like the best idea and usually causes less pain at least for those of us who are younger in age and are into experimenting in life and finding out what makes us really happy I think “sharing” a mate is okay.
In the end someone will fall in love and this is always where it gets sticky.
The idea is that eventually both parties will fall in love and it would be enough to where having anyone else involved in that relationship would be lunacy.
As anyone in any spotlight of any sort there are always going to be fans and people that want to know you or think they do.
Its important to find someone that understands that business is business and hopefully at the end of the day that you can spend your alone time with some one who genuine loves you and has your best interest in mind and doesn't take to heart flirting with other people.
Although I have not yet met Urijah I know nothing of his real life but he appears to have a hunger for life and a radiant life force behind his eyes and when I move back out to cali I m interested in getting into my best physical condition and I will for sure check out his gym!
Britt
06-29-2009, 08:10 AM
hmmmm....so dont want the whole married thing or to be the baby mama but I would take the other benefits ;) can I fill out my application online or do I have to go down in person and interview on the spot?
sharring a mate? Ahhhh helll nahhhh!!! I cant think of a situation where this has even been beneficial to a marriage. Maybe it looks that way on the outside, or these swingers (sorry Kim), seem to have a good time "sharring" but I just can't phathom having the person Im truly in love with railing some other chick. All I know is there would be 2 dead bodies I would need to dispose of. So not into sharring. What's mine is mine, find your own :)
sorry about that rant. Its now over. :)
francesica
06-29-2009, 10:25 AM
No well in a marriage I totally agree, that it should just be you and the one you truly love.
Swingers in a marriage rarely works.
As for the dating scene its quite popular but after a long while in this type of relationships it does get old and grows tiresome.
I hear ya. Gotcha girl. I was just adding my .02 which I do often uninvited. :) ha ha
Swingers NEVER work.
I know I joke about swinging and queefs and beads and...never mind.
But seriously, everyone I have ever known that went the vine route (swinging) ended up divorced or trying to kill the other person...or eventually BOTH.
NOT a good idea.
:(
I would never swing. If you wanna party that bad, just stay single.
hockeychic23
06-30-2009, 06:12 PM
Hey ladies. I am new here. This is the first forum I read. You girls are too funny. Haha.
Harley
06-30-2009, 06:48 PM
I completely believe in the saying you have to appear availiable but never have to be availiable.
Mandy
06-30-2009, 07:35 PM
I completely believe in the saying you have to appear availiable but never have to be availiable.
hmmm in which way?? you may come off as a cock tease following that motto.
Terra
07-05-2009, 07:55 AM
"cock tease". Great phrase, Mandy.
PS His wife may need a bodyguard. There are some CAAAAAARAZY female fans out there. Scary shit really.
I know, she has Faber so why would she need a bodyguard? Well, like I said, some chicks are that crazy. May need 2 bodyguards now that I think about it. One for Mrs. Faber and one for Faber.
Jessica_1979
07-23-2009, 11:28 PM
PS His wife may need a bodyguard. There are some CAAAAAARAZY female fans out there. Scary shit really.
I know, she has Faber so why would she need a bodyguard? Well, like I said, some chicks are that crazy. May need 2 bodyguards now that I think about it. One for Mrs. Faber and one for Faber.
haha, no doubt , there'd be someone tryin to take her out for sure! lol:eek:
Princess Jess*
08-07-2009, 10:20 AM
PS His wife may need a bodyguard. There are some CAAAAAARAZY female fans out there. Scary shit really.
I know, she has Faber so why would she need a bodyguard? Well, like I said, some chicks are that crazy. May need 2 bodyguards now that I think about it. One for Mrs. Faber and one for Faber.
I definitely agree.. I'm sure we've all had at least 1 experience with a crazy female, without knowing a famous person to make it worse by 100 times!
:eek:
MeEziehMEEH
01-08-2010, 12:50 AM
I just know who ever she is she one lucky Chick
WinMor
01-16-2010, 06:28 PM
Lucky chick for sure :)
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