View Full Version : Bad Ass Quotes
Alright guys. People say/type some funny things and we thought there should be a place on here to post the quotes. So this will be a collection of bad ass quotes :) Feel free to post as often as necessary :) Enjoy!
I will start this off:
Seth: "I don't even know what to do right now"
ama6730
02-17-2009, 10:28 PM
I don't know if anybody can beat that one. But...
Lisa: "I spend half my life looking for my shit!"
Kimberly
02-17-2009, 10:34 PM
Another Seth quote...he originally had shitting instead of sitting. Had me rolling on the floor with that one!
"I used to question the same thing! But during the pre fight countdown shows to Faber v Pulver I noticed Urijah taking a drink of one (EDIT-OH WOW I MESSED THAT ONE UP!!! ) sitting outside on a car or something... "
Amee: "I wouldn't fuck her with my brother's dick, and I don't even have a brother"
ha ha sorry! But it's hilarious!
ama6730
02-17-2009, 10:37 PM
that one was so funny. i was thinking....what was urijah doing drinking an energy drink and shitting on a car? did somebody piss him off?
Fonzy1020: "Jeeez alright im trying, this is very uncharacteristic of me, but I guess ill finish what I started..."
after posting pictures of Urijah's sexy back in the Femme-M-A section!!! Funny!!!!
This might be never ending.
"Bang on"
ha ha this is great! Love it!
ama6730
02-17-2009, 10:40 PM
Lisa: "My mouth tastes like a cat box"
Kimberly
02-17-2009, 10:43 PM
OMG, these are all great. I must remember to watch what I say around you guys.
Kimberly
02-17-2009, 10:47 PM
Here's one from Lisa that was hilarious. This is when Bako got Tito Jones and Tito Ortiz mixed up.
"That's what I thought. Tito Ortiz is the dude who was fooling around in Jenna Jamison's octagon right?"
Kim: "well im driving and I said we're going to the fucking room. Do I look like I am joking?"
To seth in SD when he wanted to go straight to Urijah's after party, and we girls needed to get ready first.
Master Thong: "Gurl lady"
In the possum video :) How cute!
EJ: "see, now i suffer from CRS -- can't remember shit"
ama6730
02-18-2009, 02:39 AM
in a bar:
me: that chick just grabbed my ass when she walked by!
Lisa: was she hot?
JB: I like them too........but three full jars a week DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I bet your ass begs for a popsicle once a week as well !!!
After talking to ATT about eating jalapenos. ha ha ha
Kim: "well im driving and I said we're going to the fucking room. Do I look like I am joking?"
To seth in SD when he wanted to go straight to Urijah's after party, and we girls needed to get ready first.
Seth: "Alright well I'm getting a taxi then!"
Kimberly
02-18-2009, 10:53 AM
Seth: "Alright well I'm getting a taxi then!"
LOL! But you didn't, you ended up having to wait for us. :D
sweetcheeks75
02-18-2009, 01:26 PM
Convo between me and my girlfriend.. "I worked my balls off!! Literally,.. you can check!!!"
chainsawtom
02-19-2009, 02:40 AM
Lisa: "My mouth tastes like a cat box"
What does a cat box taste like, plastic???:p Just kidding;)
no kinda like a crunch bar! :)
Urijah: "Tell 'em I said 'WHAT UP!'"
[Regarding Dave's kid(s) during an interview]
Kimberly
02-20-2009, 08:42 PM
Urijah: "Tell 'em I said 'WHAT UP!'"
[Regarding Dave's kid(s) during an interview]
LOL, especially since Dave's kid is an infant!
steven
03-04-2009, 01:57 PM
I hated every minute of training, but i said dont quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. -Ali
and dont forget the "Bare naked choke"
sweetcheeks75
03-25-2009, 07:57 PM
"all men are emotionally insecure when it comes to women. well, maybe not Urijah...LOL
That's why they are so fixated with their dick and balls" -'anonymous'
This one cracked me up!! LOL!! SOO TRUE! Shout out to my fellow Hooters chic!! ;)
ahahahaha
I made the Bad Ass quote thread
BITCH ON!
:D
thejoker1401
03-26-2009, 06:59 AM
dude..this winter, a buddy got snow in his shoe he's like " F*CK! I GOT SHOE IN MY SNOW!"
and since i made fun him for it for a while, i ended up saying it too..i got shoe in my snow...
ama6730
03-26-2009, 03:08 PM
Lisa talking to Urijah about some fighter cutting 22 pounds for a fight:
Urijah: I don't have 22 pounds to cut.
Lisa: I could cut 22 pounds if I cut off my dick.
*I almost had beer come out my nose!
ama6730
03-26-2009, 03:20 PM
lol...no, I think she cut it off and weighed it just to prove her point
haha
the beer bottle boner is no more
:p
Mandy
03-27-2009, 06:12 AM
Lisa talking to Urijah about some fighter cutting 22 pounds for a fight:
Urijah: I don't have 22 pounds to cut.
Lisa: I could cut 22 pounds if I cut off my dick.
*I almost had beer come out my nose!
amee i probably would have spit my beer out!!! lol
I think I freak the mojority of people out with the nonsense that comes out of my mouth. In bed at night I lay there and think "did I really freaking say that today" It's a problem! Its called saying what you want without thinking! I spend the majority of my life apologizing, and looking for shit!!! ha ha
ama6730
03-27-2009, 11:00 AM
It's funny you should say that cuz when we both go somewhere, we spend all of our time looking for shit lol. and don't apologize for the insane stuff you say, it's fracking funny! If it offends somebody, oh well, there's plenty of others that find it hilarious. Urijah looked like you caught him with a superman punch when you said that lol. That was priceless!
Urijah looked like he was thinking "you know you forgot your helmet and drool cup right Lisa??"
Sorry if that offends anyone like that Barack Obama joke did, if it did......well get over it :)
ama6730
03-28-2009, 02:14 AM
Urijah looked like he was thinking "you know you forgot your helmet and drool cup right Lisa??"
Sorry if that offends anyone like that Barack Obama joke did, if it did......well get over it :)
That's the spirit! Here's another one from Corpus...not really a quote, but I thought it was funny anyway.
Miguel Torres: I can't tell you that joke, I don't know you, It's a bad one.
Me: I'm amee, *shakes miguel's hand* now you know me, get on with it!
Miguel: I'm Miguel. *then he starts telling about a thousand dirty jokes*
then later in the parking lot at the arena...
Me: Miguel, tell them (the people we met in the parking lot) the joke!
Miguel: No! I don't know them.
Me: hell, I don't know them either, what were your names again so he will tell you the fracking joke? *everybody tells Miguel their names*
Miguel: I'm Miguel. *repeats jokes*
Kimberly: every once in awhile i'll pull one out of my ass :)
fucking funny and so duuurty!!!
Kimberly
04-21-2009, 09:24 PM
Haha, I'm glad I can make someone laugh! Not many people get my humor.
chainsawtom
04-22-2009, 07:54 PM
Urijah looked like he was thinking "you know you forgot your helmet and drool cup right Lisa??"
Sorry if that offends anyone like that Barack Obama joke did, if it did......well get over it :)
So private or email it to me Lisa. I'm pretty safe from it making beer come out of my nose:D
I can hardly wait for Sac, to see if water shoots out of my nose the same as beer or soda used to.:p
ama6730
04-23-2009, 04:00 AM
I'm sure it can. And it will if you're around Lisa long enough. She comes up with some of the most off the wall shit when you least expect it. Hopefully we can talk her into coming to sac.
Britt
04-23-2009, 09:42 AM
Lisa your not going to Sac?????Kim, Kimberrly, Mandy, Ama you all are going right?
Kimberly
04-23-2009, 12:16 PM
Lisa your not going to Sac?????Kim, Kimberrly, Mandy, Ama you all are going right?
Cody and I will be in Sac for the fight. :)
Mandy
04-23-2009, 01:48 PM
Lisa your not going to Sac?????Kim, Kimberrly, Mandy, Ama you all are going right?
no plans yet, i'm working on pimping myself out to make some cash roll to go! lol, no actually i'm selling lisa's gay for fabe t-shirts on the corner downtown here in windsor, i'm only 20 dollars away from my goal!
glad I could help in some way mandy! As of right now I am not going to Sac. But who knows really. I would love to be there obviously. We'll see.
Mandy
04-24-2009, 06:58 AM
lisa let me know your plans.. i'm in the same boat
Felix: ...." there was an electricity in the air that was really special..."
talking about Faber fighting in the Arco Arena last time.
chainsawtom
04-29-2009, 11:53 PM
Felix: ...." there was an electricity in the air that was really special..."
talking about Faber fighting in the Arco Arena last time.
Ha ha ha, I knew that quote was going to be found here after seeing it in the thread:D
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