Femme-M-A's Version of the Perfect TAM

[Kimberly]

Some ladies of this group have decided to put together what we consider to be the PERFECT Team Alpha Male by piecing together the best attributes from each member of TAM.

Ladies, start suggesting and by the end of this thread we should have our perfect TAM. I'll go first -- the abs definitely come from Tito!

[Britt]

nice ! I always wanted to build the perfect guy yummy!

[Lisa]

woo hoo! Whatever this dude ends up looking like, he needs to wear what Urijah has on in the first pic, in this.......

The jacket, open, with no shirt under and jeans can I get a woot woot?!?!? :)



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[Britt]

I would have to say legs Joseph Beneviedez (he doesnt know about the whole internet thing) have you seen those thight :eek:NICE

[Kimberly]

Woot Woot!!!! :D

[Lisa]

ok I have to say Urijah's teeth and smile. Unbeatable...take a look ladies.........


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[Kimberly]

Good call Lisa! I agree 100%.

[Britt]

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/brittwade82/man1.jpgthis is what i have so far...

[Kimberly]

so this is what i have so far....[http://<a href="http://s478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/brittwade82/?action=view&current=man.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/brittwade82/man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Can't see the pic.

[Lisa]

Tito's abs:


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/lisers77/tito.jpg

[Kimberly]

I need a bib -- I'm drooling! Those abs are to die for!

[Kimberly]

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/brittwade82/man1.jpgthis is what i have so far...

That's great Britt!

[Lisa]

ha ha our man is coming along nicely!!! Good job girls :D

[Britt]

love those undies!!!!

[Perfect TAM-head]

let me know when you ladies finish :D

http://i44.tinypic.com/kb6qm8.jpg

[Kim]

LMAO!
Mr. Potato TAM is missing a few vital parts:D

[Lisa]

He's gotta an ear though, that's a good start. Maybe he'll actually listen :)

[Kimberly]

He's gotta an ear though, that's a good start. Maybe he'll actually listen :)

Haha, that would be a first. But since this is our guy we can make him a listener. Right?!

[Lisa]

ha ha I suppose so! :) Our dude needs BIG ears.

[Britt]

Ha heck yeah perfect guy we get to choose their personality too!!!! Wow hmmm I vote for Justins humor what do yall say?

[Lisa]

Sure thing Britt, Justin's sense of humor and this crack.........


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/lisers77/fab.jpg


thanks Urijah.

[Britt]

I second that crack will have to come up w/a behind scene too.

[Britt]

Now what about arms and shoulders cause Tommy and Chad's are both really nice!!!!!

[Kimberly]

Didn't Ian say he best feature was his strong back? Need to get a pic and see if it's Perfect TAM material.

Oh, and perfect crack for our guy.

[Britt]

you are right!!!! Hey Ian how about a picture of that back of yours....and any other parts ;). Guys feel free to input what you think your best features are and supply some pics that would be GREAT!

[Mandy]

k i'm votin on style....
tito has wicked style,
and so does urijah

I vote on Urijah's golden locks :)
and to add to the abs his obliques are insane!!!
and the tan is a must!!!

don't forget to add joseph's nipple rings..for outside of the ring

i'm diggin on Ian's eyes, they have that come here and get me appeal about them lol!
i dunno, there's something very Abercrombie & Fitch about him, i likesey!

i do dig Drago's tattoo too, but that's just me!

i'm all about details i guess.

that's my 2 cents!

[Britt]

Nice! Do any of them have dimples?

[Mandy]

Nice! Do any of them have dimples?

where???? ;)

[ama6730]

Ian has dimples. Maybe he should have Ian's back, eyes, and dimples, Urijah's hair, smile, tan and ass, Justin's personality, tito's abs, Joseph's legs, Chad's arms and shoulders. Oh shit wait! We forgot Manchez!

[Lisa]

Amee I vote for Manchez's tattoo. The one he has under his arm, you know what one I mean? I have no clue what it is but I like it!

[fonzy1020]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3127/2551239683_d36a6b24d4_o.jpg

urijah s back for sure

[Kimberly]

Hmmm...not much of Urijah's back in that pic. Just a beat up Jens Pulver's face. :(

[fonzy1020]

I know it just shows a little of his thick ass lat muscle! lol i can't find a full back pic

[Kimberly]

Fonzy, this is Femme-M-A. We want to see full back shot. Not beat up Jens. Next time post a drool-worthy pic. :p

[Lisa]

ha ha thanks Fonzy! We appreciate the help. Find us a good back pic ok? That would be great of you :)

[Kim]

this is getting exciting...can't wait for the finished product. are you gonna pass him around or what?
:p

[Britt]

this guys sounds DELICIOUS!

[fonzy1020]

Jeeez alright im trying, this is very uncharacteristic of me, but I guess ill finish what I started...:cool:

[fonzy1020]

http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=32108

Here you go. =)

[fonzy1020]

http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=32108



just click this link i couldn't get it in here

[Lisa]

Way to go fonz!!! Perfect. thanks for the pic. I have to agree with you urijah has a sexy back. ha ha isn't that a song?

[Britt]

He is bringin sexy back
What what the girls just dont know how to act.
haha yeah thnx Fonz picture perfect!:D

[Lisa]

ha ha that should be his next walk out song!!! :D

[Urijah]

a crack up.

[Kimberly]

http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=32108



just click this link i couldn't get it in here

Fonzy, now that's what I'm talking about.

Ladies, I have a feeling the perfect TAM is Urijah (with Tito's abs). Just like we talked about earlier Lisa! :D

[Lisa]

you got that right Ej!

[Kimberly]

a crack up.

LOL, we try to keep it lively in here Urijah! :)

[Ian Murphy Alpha Male]

classic post, I'm flattered by these responses

[Kim]

Now that you have Urijah's back you're gonna have to create a little spinning version of your man...like the rotating Oscar guy.
;)

[sweetcheeks75]

that's so funny ladies... I personally think that Urijah is just hott all over! Especially love that he is short! lol I'm also a shortie! Only 5'3"!!

[Mandy]

http://www.combatlifestyle.com/pics/view_image.php?id=32108



just click this link i couldn't get it in here

nice work fonzy, we'll keep ya around! lol

[Mandy]

one more thing ladies that we can't forget urijahs infamous chin!!! that's gotta be up there somewhere.
i should photoshop this together, it would be funny!

and our guys needs big hands.. if the rumour they say about hands holds true wink wink! lol

[Kimberly]

one more thing ladies that we can't forget urijahs infamous chin!!! that's gotta be up there somewhere.
i should photoshop this together, it would be funny!

and our guys needs big hands.. if the rumour they say about hands holds true wink wink! lol

Yeah, big gloves. :p

I think the chin should be part of the mouth/teeth/smile that Lisa had going on in the beginning of this thread. You should do your photoshop magic when we get this all together. It'd probably look kick ass if you do it.

[Mandy]

Yeah, big gloves. :p

I think the chin should be part of the mouth/teeth/smile that Lisa had going on in the beginning of this thread. You should do your photoshop magic when we get this all together. It'd probably look kick ass if you do it.

or some kind of science experiment!!! lol

[Britt]

one more thing ladies that we can't forget urijahs infamous chin!!! that's gotta be up there somewhere.
i should photoshop this together, it would be funny!

and our guys needs big hands.. if the rumour they say about hands holds true wink wink! lol

So what does it mean????

[fonzy1020]

Your welcome, lol i'm short too, only 5' 5"

[fonzy1020]

I really appreciate you keeping me around by the way

[tina_20233]

lol this is entertaining

[Seth]

I can not believe this. I could never imagine the things you girls think about in your alone time. Lol this is some funny shit

[Britt]

So I was thinking there are alot of qualities each TAM has so how about a transformer and we can just push a button and get what we want at that time???? Cause lets face it I want different things at different times I am a chick after all and do change my mind:D!

[fonzy1020]

ahahahaha I like your honesty

[ama6730]

So I was thinking there are alot of qualities each TAM has so how about a transformer and we can just push a button and get what we want at that time???? Cause lets face it I want different things at different times I am a chick after all and do change my mind:D!

That's the best idea i've heard all day!

[Ashley84]

Couldnt agree more Britt

[Kimberly]

Well, I vote our Perfect TAM is as humble as Urijah. Oh, and needs his blunt honesty. I can't stand guys who tell you what you want to hear instead of what you need to hear. Just be honest dammit even if it hurts my feelings. The truth is easier to get over than a lie.

[sweetcheeks75]

TOTALLY agree!! I am very blunt. Some people may call it being a bitch, but I call it being HONEST!!! :)

[sweetcheeks75]

one more thing ladies that we can't forget urijahs infamous chin!!! that's gotta be up there somewhere.
i should photoshop this together, it would be funny!

and our guys needs big hands.. if the rumour they say about hands holds true wink wink! lol

I agree wth you as well! I think his chin is hott... my husband makes fun calling it a 'butt chin'.. <-- But I just think he is jealous!!.. (I already told him I was leaving him for my boyfriend in Cali ;) )

[Britt]

The whole blunt thing is a double edged sword, if I ask you ok give me the truth but dont just go volunteering information.

[Mandy]

I agree wth you as well! I think his chin is hott... my husband makes fun calling it a 'butt chin'.. <-- But I just think he is jealous!!.. (I already told him I was leaving him for my boyfriend in Cali ;) )

i already told my husband we're allowed one celeb each lol!

[Lisa]

I told my husband the same thing they say in the military "Don't ask , Don't tell" :D

bang on!!

[sweetcheeks75]

yes, totally love the 'free pass' idea!! :) .. My hubby is a stud too... but there is so many things about that Urijah that is irrisistable!! ;)

[Mandy]

fyi, i'm putting our dream guy together... coming soon to a forum near you..

[Mandy]

this was too much fun to do... i do have to say that i felt a bit awkward cropping around joe's crotch.. tee hee.

Ladies, Ladies, coming to a store near you.
The Ultimate Team Alpha Male

Compromised off....
Tito's abs
Urijah's Obliques
Urijah's teeth, smile and infamous chin
and oh yes those golden locks and tan
ian's eyes
joseph's legs and oh so sexy shorts :)
chad's arms
and last but not least
joseph's nipple rings meoooww!

limited supplies, call in the next 10 mins and we'll throw in urijah's crack.

http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww278/missmandymckee/tam.jpg

[Britt]

Girl U ROCK!!!! FRIGGIN AWESOME !!!!! HE IS ONE SEXY MAN :D

[kreuzburg2]

You ladies crack me up. I look forward to getting on here to see what the hell is going on. My gpa has dropped almost a whole point, but what the hell. I am still a 3.0.
Anyways the dream guy is not to bad, he'll do in a pinch.

[Lisa]

Too funny! That is awesome Mandy.

[Kimberly]

Mandy, that is awesome! You totally rock! :)

Our guy is sheer perfection!

[ama6730]

OMG, he's perfect! Thanks Mandy. This is the best thread on the interwebs haha

[Kim]

Hilarious yet somehow completely disturbing.

Nice work Mandy;)

[Lisa]

Hilarious yet somehow completely disturbing.

Nice work Mandy;)

ha ha I agree Kim!

[Mandy]

ya not gonna lie, felt kinda creepy putting it together, but it's all in good fun in the end.

[Mandy]

Hilarious yet somehow completely disturbing.

Nice work Mandy;)

you know you'd work it if he was next to you in yoga class!

[Kim]

you know you'd work it if he was next to you in yoga class!

If laughing keeps you young I'm good for the next 100 years.
You crack me up, Mandy.

I wonder if the guys have seen it? LMAO!
(P.S. I meant disturbing in the most complimentary way possible.)

[sweetcheeks75]

Wow Mandy verrrrry impressive!! great job;)

[Mandy]

If laughing keeps you young I'm good for the next 100 years.
You crack me up, Mandy.

I wonder if the guys have seen it? LMAO!
(P.S. I meant disturbing in the most complimentary way possible.)

imagine us after a few bevvies?? watch out!

[Mandy]

Wow Mandy verrrrry impressive!! great job;)

thanks girl it's funny shit

[Julie]

oh my god, I am in love.


hahahhahaha

[Felix]

Ladies, Ladies, coming to a store near you.
The Ultimate Team Alpha Male



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[sweetcheeks75]

What's ROFL??

[sweetcheeks75]

thanks girl it's funny shit

This guy must have a very little ''package'' lol Look how little his skivvies are!! haha! We DEFINATELY need to fix that.... hmm... Wonder which guy could replace that part? hmmm...???

[Kim]

(Rolling on the floor laughing is ROFL...at least I think. Or you could try Really Overly Fucking Laughable)

So FELIX, where the hell did you learn THAT crazy shit? That volcano was technotronicfunkalicious.

[Mandy]

(Rolling on the floor laughing is ROFL...at least I think. Or you could try Really Overly Fucking Laughable)

So FELIX, where the hell did you learn THAT crazy shit? That volcano was technotronicfunkalicious.

what the web version be of that

buy it
use it
break it
fix it
blah blah blah
it's technotronicfunkalicious

[Mandy]

lolcano... muahhahahhahah

[Julie]

I seriously can't stop looking at this and laughing. just amazing.

[Britt]

this guy must have a very little ''package'' lol look how little his skivvies are!! Haha! We definately need to fix that.... Hmm... Wonder which guy could replace that part? Hmmm...???

NO WAY Those manites are perfect ;)!!!

[Mandy]

NO WAY Those manites are perfect ;)!!!

you just like em' cause it's Benavidez's junk

[Kim]

Looks can be deceiving. I never judge unless I see a nude cartwheel firsthand.

[Mandy]

Looks can be deceiving. I never judge unless I see a nude cartwheel firsthand.

one handed round off.

[Kim]

Monty Python Flying Circus...heavy on the 'Python'
;)
YEEEE-AAAAAH!

[Felix]

one handed round off.

Looks can be deceiving. I never judge unless I see a nude cartwheel firsthand.



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[Kim]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D
Now that's some flying junk I'd pay to see;)
Felix you're my type of man

[kmem57]

He looks just like my husband!

[Mandy]

He looks just like my husband!

the stick man? or tam?

[Kim]

Ok. So now you have your perfect TAM, in the flesh so to speak.
He needs a TAM-GLAM to roll with.

You gotta build the girlie version.
Any volunteers willing to share a body part?

[Mandy]

your abs definately make the cut!

[Kim]

not my bangs?

[mcmma]

Damn PERFECT TAM is a stud! Where does he hang out?

[Mandy]

not my bangs?

your bangs dont need a cut.. lol

[Lisa]

I gotta add Danny Castillos eyelashes. They are amazingly beautiful. He is hot.

[Kim]

I gotta add Danny Castillos eyelashes. They are amazingly beautiful. He is hot.

Hmmm...
;)

[Lisa]

I told Danny he looked like a creeper in his pictures and justin agreed, but he's hotter than hell in real life!!!! Fine as shit and so genuine.

[Kim]

Uriajh looks hot in that picture with you Lisa.

[sweetcheeks75]

Uriajh looks hot in that picture with you Lisa.

Way fucking hot. Like I just want to lick my computer screen lol

[Britt]

I dont think I have ever seen him not look sexy as hell!

[WinMor]

I second that Britt!;) This some funny chit ladies!!! Good job Mandy! that work rocks!

[sweetcheeks75]

Let's start creating out perfect TAM's girlfriend.... anyone want to contribute??

['LaSt CaLL' Alpha male]

Thanks Lisa! Cant wait to hang wt you in Chi-town!

[Kim]

Let's start creating out perfect TAM's girlfriend.... anyone want to contribute??

I'll contribute my fantastic and dazzling personality.
And my invisible jet, wrist cuffs and magic rope thing.

[Julie]

I think she'll neeed a bedazzled outfit, for sure.

[sweetcheeks75]

I think she'll neeed a bedazzled outfit, for sure.

Could not have said it better myself Julie!! Maybe I'll start working on that.... ;)

[Britt]

I think she'll neeed a bedazzled outfit, for sure.

mine broke (used it too much) and my warranty was only for 10 yrs :( so waiting for my new one to come in the mail its the millenium version :D whoo hooo!

[Julie]

mine broke (used it too much) and my warranty was only for 10 yrs :( so waiting for my new one to come in the mail its the millenium version :D whoo hooo!

haha oh my god the MILLENIUM EDITION. STELLARRRRRRRR

[Kim]

YOU GIRLS ARE SCANDALOUS
:eek: