Some Alpha Male Trivia... for the ladies

[Mandy]

For the gals....

Some FEMME-MA trivia for our fav Alpha Male Boys

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today?
2. Single…or is there a lucky gal?
3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here)
4. Tell us something we don’t know about you.
5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not)
6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years.
7. Your favorite thing about a woman?
8. Boxers or briefs?
9. Most girls would describe you as…..?
10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG)

FROM Matt Sanchez:

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today? Coaching wrestling/Running the gym

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal? Lots of 'em

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here) wake up, train, hang out, eat, do some work at the gym, workout, eat, hang out, go home

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you. my favorite color is orange

5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not) hanging out with the boys or with a nice lady

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years. alive and heathy somewhere with warm weather

7. Your favorite thing about a woman? their butts

8. Boxers or briefs? none of the above

9. Most girls would describe you as…..? the best they've ever had, haha

10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG) my brain:)

From Tito Jones:

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today?
I would be in a rock band and be like Dave Navarro or the lead singer from Jane's addiction and wear eye liner.

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal?
Single going on 4yrs!

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here)
Gym, training, Gym, Training and the Alpha Male Family.

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you.
I love reading books and once saved an elderly woman from a burning apartment (seriously)

5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not)
Everyday is Saturday when you're living the Dream!

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years.
10 yeas from now hopefully I'll be living down in Key West seriously out of shape maybe with a little pop belly Hopefully have a special lady if not a dog will do for my companion, wear flower Hawaii type shirts everyday unbuttoned of course with Khaki shorts made from cutting a pair of Khaki pants enjoying the beach that I live near or on walking down it often with my companion and sharing sunsets together going to an outdoor market for fresh fruits and food, taking in life for how beautiful it really is and doing nothing everyday but appreciating the small things that are really the most important and living fully and as spiritually as possible.


7. Your favorite thing about a woman?
Best thing about a woman? One that is just as excited to be with me as I am to be with them. A great heart filled with compassion.

8. Boxers or briefs?
Mankini brief's!

9. Most girls would describe you as…..?
Very, very, very different!

10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG)
My Mind and Heart!

[Lisa]

ha ha Matt's cracks me up!!!!

Tito's sweet!


Thanks Mandy!
Entertaining!

[Britt]

ian where is urs?

[Lisa]

better question Joseph where is yours????

[Britt]

I have given up on him :(

[Kimberly]

That was great Mandy! Thanks! Love both their answers.

[Ashley84]

Oh Tito is such a sweetheart!!

[kmem57]

he is very different then the way he looks in photos but hey cant judge a book by its cover or pics for that matter!

[Mandy]

Thanks Ian!!

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today? I would have a boring job in finance, either investments or corporate finance.

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal? the jury is out on this one.

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here) wake up late, work out, eat, work boxxing with tito, eat, nap, work out, eat, look for a women to hang out with, go to bed alone(again)...

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you. I wear glasses, and i am a computer nerd...

5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not) I am allways down for anything, but I just hanging around the house with friends is cool too.

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years. retired from fighting, and hopefully make more money somewhere else.

7. Your favorite thing about a woman? how they can put a smile on my face, even after i get beat up.

8. Boxers or briefs? I dont wear underwear

9. Most girls would describe you as…..? intimidating or cocky, but dont worry i am nice once i let my guard down.

10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG) it was abs, then i met tito... now i guess my back...(i have an akwardly strong back)

[Kimberly]

Those are some great questions and answers! I like that TAM is taking part! I hope more of them will answer these questions. :)

[Britt]

Whoo hooo Ian! hmmmm I think I have a new crush! :D

[Kimberly]

He is a cutey (but too young for me). You gotta love a self-professed computer nerd. :)

[Mandy]

Drago! now that you're on here, i'm awaiting your reply on these questions!!!

[Lisa]

a strong back? I wasn't expecting that answer but something about that is just so sexy!! :D

[Britt]

a strong back? I wasn't expecting that answer but something about that is just so sexy!! :D

gIRL I am not even going to lie that is one of my favorite things a strong back, back fat is such a turn off!

[Lisa]

hell yeah! I agree. Backs are sexy!

[Mandy]

better to carry you home on at the end of the night..... meow!

[Jessica_1979]

YUP, if I was to name my favorite male anatomy I would deffinately say a big strong muscular back, v-taper, mmmm, yup thats it.

[Lisa]

and you described it perfectly! delicious!

[Mandy]

Nice! I love surveys!

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today?
I would probably be a hunter/trapper working in the northeast, if not a deep sea fisherman. Or maybe I would just be going to college or something lame like that.

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal?
Single, Myspace. com/dannymullen, please message me and feel free to take me to lunch.

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here)
Wake up around 2 pm. Go back to sleep until maybe 3. Once I'm up, ill take an hour long bubble bath and order pizza. After I am satisfactorily clean from my bath, ill head to the freeway over-pass and start throw things at passing cars. Once I am bored or chased away by police, Ill go to a car lot and haggle over cars I have no intention of buying. By nightfall I like to sneak into the movie theaters and just hang out in the arcade until I'm out of money. By then its usually time to go to sleep, so I conclude my exhausting day by pitching a tent and sleeping out in the back yard. Repeat everyday, give or take a little training depending on my schedule.

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you.
I love to travel. I have visited eight countries and plan on seeing more!

5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not)When training my night is usually as simple as watching a movie.

When not training, a night can escalate to smoking peyote, snorting angel dust, and then playing lazer tag in the woods.

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years.
Probably somewhere in Iceland. It's a nice little island.

7. Your favorite thing about a woman?
Everything, I love it all.

8. Boxers or briefs?
A few months ago my answer would have been boxers, but ever since Tommy gave me a pair of his Mervyn's briefs, I have been hooked! I wear them while lounging about my house.

9. Most girls would describe you as…..?
Creepy, lazy, and terrible in bed!

10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG)
My sleek and powerfull thighs ;)

[Britt]

wow i think i laughed thru out the whole thing I am definately taking him to lunch! getting on myspace right now!:D

[Ashley84]

that was too funny!! good answers

[kmem57]

wow TAM is very close, they hold hands on the beach and share underwear :)

[Lisa]

too funny Danny! I will have to check him out on myspace. Too funny!!

[Britt]

does Danny get on here?

[Kimberly]

He might after this. Seems like all the other guys are slowly checking this place out.

[Julie]

Why does #10 have to be PG, goshhhhh.

Jk jk.

[Lisa]

I was thinking the same thing Droolie :)

[Julie]

I'm pretty sure I should move to Sacramento. I think I could make a few friends there...

[Britt]

I am going for the summer whoo hoo!

[Ashley84]

Need a roommate Droolie?

[Mandy]

i didn't want to get banned from the forum for rated R forum posts lol! next time ladies~ :)

[Mandy]

Thanks Justin~Loved it!

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today? I would like to think that I would have a badass job with Blackwater or something cool like that... but in reality I would probably be a pipefitter in alaska working construction but always coming up with money making schemes like emu farms or realistate.

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal? I am the wrong guy to ask this question to haha. (insert long dramatic back story)But myspace status trumps all so.. single.

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here) Wake up, brush my teeth take my vitamins and head to the gym. Workout, eat, workout eat, tell some funny stories, workout eat, crack on someone, workout eat, teach some classes, go home, conpsire with tito or the guys about business opportunities, go to bed. Wake up and piss a gallon of excellence cause I am overly hydrated. (Mandy-wow... loved that one)

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you. I can eat faster than ANYONE on the planet... ask one of the guys.

5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not) Coming up with elaborate plans of going out to clubs, women and BALLIN! Then watching fights on youtube and hitting the spa with the guys... 12 guys one hot tube= MMA MANIA!

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years. In ten years I want my own badass gym with a team of fighters that I send to train with the other members of team alpha male that have their own successfull gyms around the country and world.

7. Your favorite thing about a woman? That fact that women are women, fuck everything!! Hair, smell, back, neck, butt, laugh.

8. Boxers or briefs? Briefs or commando

9. Most girls would describe you as…..? Cocky, I really dont understand that!

10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG) My BRAIN! I was gonna say heart but my heart is a real moron who would get me killed!

[Lisa]

I liked the last one about his heart, too funny!!!!

so to be a part of TAM you must be: have a nice body, be hot, and be hilarious!

[Mandy]

and live on the block..
that sums it up!
but one thing is lacking...
where are the ladies?????

[ama6730]

"My BRAIN! I was gonna say heart but my heart is a real moron who would get me killed!"

That is so true!

[Ashley84]

I agree with you lisa, those have to be the requirements!! I love the surveys I always hate when i'm at the last question...

[Kimberly]

Me too Ashley, I hate it when the questions end. How many more need to fill it out?

[Mikey "Drago"]

Lets see.....

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today? Probably getting into commercial real estate ( my fathers business), and living in a different state every month ( i move alot)

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal? There could be a lucky gal, but they have all been nuts so far, so single for now!

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of… I usually get woken up by my cousin who i live with and he is telling me he needs me to move my car cause im parked behind him, so i get up move it, go back to sleep, then wake up for practice. go to practice, come home and eat then run to class at sac state and then straight back to the gym for our second workout of the day. then after training, i will go eat and go home and if i have some clients i usually will go to my training studio and personal train a client or two, then retire on my coach watching a movie, oh and maybe go on the INTERNET! hahaha, not funny.

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you. I am still in college

5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not) Used to be that i would be out around sacramento or out of town every weekend, but lately i have been staying in and kind of getting sick of going out. So either a movie with a date, or just hang out with some friends.

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years. In 10 years i hope to be in my prime with MMA. I am only 22 so i see myself still fighting but also doing as much as i can on the side. I hope to have my own personal training gym opened up and managing trainers and their clients.

7. Your favorite thing about a woman? if its favorite part about a women.. I am a sucker for a girl with a nice lower back, butt and stomach.... being a trainer, i feel you can tell alot about how a girl takes care of herself by these 3 things, and they turn me on!
8. Boxers or briefs? When i train briefs, but any other time, i go commando

9. Most girls would describe you as…..? Id say, very nice and funny.

10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG) my stomach when i am shape.

[Julie]

Dear Drago:

You'd get it.

Love,
Julie

[Jessica_1979]

Thanks guys!!! I enjoyed that!! :D

[Mandy]

drago, what are you taking in school?

[Mikey "Drago"]

international business

[Britt]

where are the ladies?????

They just can't keep up w/the guys and all their requirments I guess... have to have hair, butt, back, be funny, not be nuts, and have a heart. Thats alot to ask for! :D

[Kimberly]

Don't they realize all they have to do is look on here and they'll find their perfect match. There are plenty of hot ladies for them to choose from. :)

[Britt]

Have I mentioned I am single?!!!;)

[Ian Murphy Alpha Male]

Have I mentioned I am single?!!!;)

good to know

[Julie]

Wowww, I need to apologize for some innappropriate drunk forum posting.

Having a cell phone with internet is a dangerous thing.

[Mandy]

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today?
Probly working in The oil fields of Alaska making tons of money, but wishing i was doing something else.

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal?
Single

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here)Wake up, let my pup out. Then i'll grab some breakfast and head to the gym. After morning practice i'll go home and check on the pup and eat again. I'll bust out some rythmic master piece on the drums for a half hour or so. Then i'll head back in for another practice or some weight training. This will be promtly followed by a replenishing meal. I'll go home and play with my dog and eat dinner. I'll probly practice guitar for about an hour then turn in by about 11. Sleep is important after a long day!

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you. Tell me something you do know about me. -> ...um.. your hot, does that count?!?
5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not) Training: I'll probly be running thinking about how bad a want and need to win this fight!

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years. Retired from fighting after making my mark. And owning a gym back home.

7. Your favorite thing about a woman? Personality and attitude. Looks are important but if they have a bad attitude or personality, they can kick rocks.

8. Boxers or briefs? Boxer briefs

9. Most girls would describe you as…..? Handsome, shy, nice

10. The body part you take most pride in… (let’s keep it PG)
My iron chin and fist's!

[Mandy]

oh urijah.........urijah... come out come out wherever you are!
maybe next weekend, after the fight.

[Kimberly]

Urijah better fill out the survey! This is his site after all. :) I hope the rest of the guys fill it out too. I look forward to reading their answers.

[kmem57]

Have I mentioned I am single?!!!;)

You got 5 out of 6 of the requirements, Britt :D

[Britt]

U know we need a pic of SMAC! I cant find him anywhere is he in hiding?:(

[Mandy]

he's on myspace Scott McAfee

[Urijah]

i think i need you to send me another one of those surveys. Ill check again in a bit. The week before a fight is usually my most relaxing and carefree time. so I'll probly try to do it now. Back home can be pretty hectic sometimes.

[Lisa]

WOO HOO that would be awesome Urijah!

[Britt]

Heck yeah! Mr Alpha himself look forward to reading ! And while you are at it Urijah if you could have Joseph fill in some answers to that would be like a late X mas gift for me ;)

[Mandy]

Heck yeah! Mr Alpha himself look forward to reading ! And while you are at it Urijah if you could have Joseph fill in some answers to that would be like a late X mas gift for me ;)

Come on Urijah help a sexy lady like Britt out! :)

[Britt]

hmmmm we are a few trivias short.....

[WinMor]

So awesome reading these!!:D Cant wait for Urijahs!!

[Mandy]

hmmmm we are a few trivias short.....

you know we are... ahem.. urijah??

[Jessica_1979]

...Dustin...?

[Britt]

...Joseph...?
...KC ICE COLD Uscola ...?

[mcmma]

Wow, interesting group of guys this site just got more enticing :D! How many are there in team alpha male?

[Mandy]

with a body like that, his favourite thing about himself is his teeth! cute!
gotta love that smile. enjoy gals!!

1. If you weren’t in MMA what would you be doing today?
Im not sure exactly, probly be teaching and have a small business. I always need to be busy so, i would probly be multi-tasking and trying to make some dough.

2. Single…or is there a lucky gal?
I am single by design. I had a long term gf but it just wasn't making sense for either of us. We try and keep in contact the best we can. She is an awesome girl, we were together off and on for about 7-8 years. Im dating now; pretty fun. Im having to be real up front with my intentions, saves a lot of headaches. Girls always think they are gonna cheat the system though. Its been interesting.

3. What’s a typical day like in the life of…(your name goes here) My day is generally filled with good training with the boys, and a lot of business phone calls and meetings. Try to get some good food in and a lot of text messageing. The Block is always exciting so you never really know whats gonna happen at the end of the day.

4. Tell us something we don’t know about you. I used to do acting and modeling as a little kid. Some small runway stuff, local tv commericals and live plays. My mom was into that stuff when we where little, I stopped around the 6-7 grade.

5. Your typical Saturday night consists of? (either while in training for a fight or not)
Saturday is a crap shoot, generally on the block or traveling. We have some fun get togethers, I go out on occasion in sac, but mostly chill.

6. Where do you aspire to be in 10 years.
I plan on being involved in the sport of MMA still, hopefully well off and living the dream still. Ideally i would like to do some sort of job where i get to watch fighting and then go home to worm weather and the ocean.

7. Your favorite thing about a woman?
Im a fan of total packages, need to be attractive and a hard worker. Intelligance is a plus, but being positve and a good work ethic is most important. I like girls that are athletic and a little lanky. I think I have a unconcious desire to help out the gene pull with some height.

8. Boxers or briefs?
Im hit or miss with this one, I generally go without the undies but sometimes feel like throwing a pair on. Im really not a big routine guy. I have every kind of underwear.

9. Most girls would describe you as….
I think most girls think that im really nice and fun. I can be really blunt and don't hold any punches. Brutally honest.

10. The body part you take most pride in… Im pretty wreckles about my body. I like my teeth though. Floss a lot.

[ama6730]

"Girls always think they are gonna cheat the system though."

I find that to be true with guys too. You can tell them your intentions straight up and for some reason they think they will be the one to change your mind. That's when they get booted haha.

[Lisa]

thanks for the post. Interesting stuff. He's the man! I agree with you too Amee. What the hell is wrong with people when you're as blunt as possible???

[Lisa]

8. Boxers or briefs?
Im hit or miss with this one, I generally go without the undies but sometimes feel like throwing a pair on. Im really not a big routine guy. I have every kind of underwear.

Urijah looks hot in a thong I bet :D

[Mandy]

8. Boxers or briefs?
Im hit or miss with this one, I generally go without the undies but sometimes feel like throwing a pair on. Im really not a big routine guy. I have every kind of underwear.

Urijah looks hot in a thong I bet :D


lol lisa!

[Britt]

hmmm interesting but heartbreaking I am too short for him :(.

[Britt]

an elephant one;)

[Lisa]

woo hoo!!!! That would be hot! A clear one if there is such a thing, I'd vote for that too!!!

This is Femme-M-A so if you read that and didn't like get out of our section :p

[surfina007]

hahahhahahah, can we put him in a bow tie too and some cuffs?

[Mandy]

hahahhahahah, can we put him in a bow tie too and some cuffs?

wow... he does have an acting background?? role play?? lol

[Jessica_1979]

:Dhaha...you girls are crackin me up!!! LOL....

[Jessica_1979]

I think the most attractive thing to me about Urijah (besides the obvious...lol) is his work ethic.

Besides the whole primal modern day warrior thing about fighters!! ;)

Thanks for that mandy, I loved reading those answers!

[Sandy]

Great questions Mandy, was fun reading!

[Kimberly]

Great answers from Urijah. Love the answer to #10 though...his teeth. Well, they are nice, but I'm sure us ladies can come up with some other answers. ;) I also like he is upfront with his intentions. Why can't all guys be like this? Maybe instead of an MMA seminar he can teach "How to be a Real Man 101."

[Julie]

Wow, no. Teeth? That's awesome. I can't even be friends with anyone if their grill is jacked.

[Felix]

I can't even be friends with anyone if their grill is jacked.

DAMN :eek:

[Felix]

an elephant one;)


http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm131/mewarrior/elephant20thong.jpg

[surfina007]

Yesssssssssssss!!!!

[Mandy]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm131/mewarrior/elephant20thong.jpg

felix i'm a bit concerned about this... lol!

[Felix]

8. Boxers or briefs?
Im hit or miss with this one, I generally go without the undies but sometimes feel like throwing a pair on. Im really not a big routine guy. I have every kind of underwear.

Urijah looks hot in a thong I bet :D

an elephant one;)

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm131/mewarrior/elephant20thong.jpg

felix i'm a bit concerned about this... lol!











hey its britt's idea i just inserted a googled pic! lol

:p

[Britt]

Dont lie Felix, those are his they were a birthday present from me ;)

[Mandy]

Dont lie Felix, those are his they were a birthday present from me ;)

as in the words paris hilton gave us...

thats hott!


now you have even more reason to post pics felix!!!!!!!

lol!

[Julie]

DAMN :eek:


Dude, I can't help it. I'm very into teeth, mine are super important to me. When I talk to someone I look at their mouth the whole time and if its like a jack o'lantern up in there...I can't deal with it. I start getting really itchy.

[Felix]

Dude, I can't help it. I'm very into teeth, mine are super important to me. When I talk to someone I look at their mouth the whole time and if its like a jack o'lantern up in there...I can't deal with it. I start getting really itchy.





http://cbertel.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pumpkin-jacko-lantern-1.jpg


:D

[Jen]

http://cbertel.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pumpkin-jacko-lantern-1.jpg


:D



HAHAHAHA. Made my day!

[tina_20233]

Woah i went to another link while this one was loading and it popped out... It scared the hell outta me.... Haha

[Mandy]

HAHAHAHA. Made my day!

felix, you never cease to amaze me with the photos you find.

[Julie]

http://cbertel.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pumpkin-jacko-lantern-1.jpg


:D

AHHHH!

haha my god.

[ama6730]

what's up manchez? i see you lurking ;)

[Lisa]

We love manchez! :d

[mcmma]

I have never heard anyone say "lanky" what does that mean?

[Mandy]

I have never heard anyone say "lanky" what does that mean?

long and lean.. almost too long! tall and skinny basically

[Britt]

Whatever happened to ICE COLD that Justin told us about???? hmmmmm.....

[Britt]

hmmmmm

[Britt]

I didnt know where to post my little comment b/c I plan on getting all girly so had to go to FEMME-M-A ...
ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME URIJAH, JOSEPH, AND MIGUEL SAME NIGHT?!?!?!?!? I would be in HEAVEN (my top 3 sexy guys)! :D:D:D Someone tell me its not true!

[surfina007]

britt, where did you hear this?

[Britt]

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1253

[Mandy]

who's down???? road trip!!

[tina_20233]

haha thats very good mandy!!

[sweetcheeks75]

Wow I just read the surveys... I can honestly say that I have never heard a man, especially one as studly as Urijah, say that "lanky" is attractive lol.. Maybe I'm just bitter because I'm only 5'3'' ... O-well, a girl can dream.......... ;)

[Kim]

Hmmm...Urijah likes lanky? Damn that Cameron Diaz.
She gets all the hot men
;)
(Did you see her booty dance in charlie's angels? gotta love that girl)

[Mandy]

Hmmm...Urijah likes lanky? Damn that Cameron Diaz.
She gets all the hot men
;)
(Did you see her booty dance in charlie's angels? gotta love that girl)

you can start stretching your shit out kim, you'll be a tall glass of hotness in no time! i heard in yoga you can stretch your height by like an inch!

[Kim]

I'm already 5'7 AND 1/4, thank you very much LOL ;)
I stay away from yoga...you know how THAT goes. wink, wink
(I refuse to say that word again for fear Urijah will read this and think I'm a skeezy squeezy)

[Mandy]

I'm already 5'7 AND 1/4, thank you very much LOL ;)
I stay away from yoga...you know how THAT goes. wink, wink
(I refuse to say that word again for fear Urijah will read this and think I'm a skeezy squeezy)

skeezy squeezy.. nice..

[Kim]

yeah, I'm really good at making up stupid jibberish.
And I kick ass at dirty lymrics.
esp after drinking.
which is rare, but worth the wait.

[Mandy]

yeah, I'm really good at making up stupid jibberish.
And I kick ass at dirty lymrics.
esp after drinking.
which is rare, but worth the wait.

i'm counting down! bring your lymirickity A game to the table!

[sweetcheeks75]

Hmmm...Urijah likes lanky? Damn that Cameron Diaz.
She gets all the hot men
;)
(Did you see her booty dance in charlie's angels? gotta love that girl)

I guess your right Kim, she is pretty hot. I would totally tap that! ;)

Too bad for Urijah though, I feel that HIS California studliness and MY midwest charm would have been FABULOUS together!!! :)

[Mandy]

Wow I just read the surveys... I can honestly say that I have never heard a man, especially one as studly as Urijah, say that "lanky" is attractive lol.. Maybe I'm just bitter because I'm only 5'3'' ... O-well, a girl can dream.......... ;)

ditto to that, i'm 5'4

[Lisa]

I guess your right Kim, she is pretty hot. I would totally tap that! ;)

Too bad for Urijah though, I feel that HIS California studliness and MY midwest charm would have been FABULOUS together!!! :)

awww sweetcheeks! I feel sad for you. That is some funny shit though. You girls are hilarious!

[jess_sick_kuhhhhh]

ooooo these were fun to read :)

[Mandy]

i was just thinking about this thread the other day, good times!

[Kim]

good thread Mandy!
:)

[C_i_n_d_i]

Reading for the first time.. good stuff!

[BRiSbY35]

Ditto - but it wont let me see the pics anymore :( I REALLY wanted to see the perfect cut and paste :)

[Terra]

Those posts are really funny. Now I know why I love coming here and chatting with you peeps. :)

[Mandy]

it's scary! lol i'll see if i can pull it up tonight somewhere in the dungeon of freaky photshop cut and paste ups of random mma stars.

[Cici]

Just read this thread.... loved it Mandy!!

[Mandy]

an oldie but a goodie!!! i sound like my mom....