things in life i could do without

[Julie]

-working retail at the holidays

-screaming children in my store

-children in my store who like to draw all over with lipstick samples.

-the above mentioned childrens' parents

-never ending bladder infections. Seriously, wtf.

-traffic

-stink bugs

-porn texts to my cell phone???

-SNOW, negative degree weather, wind chill

[surfina007]

i'll trade you my 5 inches of rain in the past 2 weeks for your snow!

[Julie]

It hasn't been snow as much as total icey gayness. I hate winter sooo much.

[Rattlebone]

Ice.

Ice is my enemy.

[Felix]

ignorant people

[Britt]

ignorant people

I 2nd that!

[Moto-Rockstar]

...when people hand you your change and they put the cash flat in your hand and then they pour the change on top of it. If you do this I'm sorry but shame on you.

[Felix]

...when people hand you your change and they put the cash flat in your hand and then they pour the change on top of it. If you do this I'm sorry but shame on you.



okay, your post just reminded me of something kinda similar....i'm a bit of a hothead about certain things, but this really pisses me off:

when you're purchasing something and you hand a cashier your credit card (hand it to their hand), or your id - and they look at it & then place it back on the counter for you to grab instead of handing it back...i have to remember some people don't think that's disrespectful but i do and it rates highly on my "pet peeves" list!! :mad:

[Moto-Rockstar]

hahaha I know what you're talking about I hate that! It's like fine, **** you too.

[Kimberly]

ignorant people

This is at the top of my list too.

A second would be parents who don't discipline their kids.

[ATT]

When you hold the door open for someone and they don't even say thanks. I notice more men say thanks then women do. Don't know why.

[Jessica_1979]

Totally!!!

I just say "Your Welcome" really loud...like they had said "Thanks"...

Ignorant people...they come in all different forms...

[Mandy]

people who drive 2... (slow drivers)

[Lisa]

my #1 is people who just leave the damn shopping carts all over the parking lot. I have 2 kids to unload and usually a cart full of crap and somehow I still manage to put the cart in the spot designated for carts. What the hell is wrong with people? I mean more than half the world is fat, they can use the exercise, I've seen cars get damaged and traffic in parking lots stop because of a runaway cart. Ugh......... PUT THE CARTS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!

[Kimberly]

my #1 is people who just leave the damn shopping carts all over the parking lot. I have 2 kids to unload and usually a cart full of crap and somehow I still manage to put the cart in the spot designated for carts. What the hell is wrong with people? I mean more than half the world is fat, they can use the exercise, I've seen cars get damaged and traffic in parking lots stop because of a runaway cart. Ugh......... PUT THE CARTS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!

LOL -- good one Lisa and totally true!

[Ivan]

i hate working cashier. i dont know why but people will spend 20 minutes determined to find that 11 cents to make exact change, as if they get some kind of "exact change" award. And then you get that kid who wants to buy his video game... in all quarters, dimes, and pennies

[Julie]

Also gonna add to my list.

-getting broken up with.

BOO.

[ATT]

Also gonna add to my list.

-getting broken up with.

BOO.

Now your just rehashing things over and over again. How many times did I say I was sorry? It just couldn't work out between us.

[tobias]

-Cold weather. I want 85 degrees everyday of the year with some humidity. Can't forget the palm trees too.
-Asshole drivers
-Fast food

[Julie]

Now your just rehashing things over and over again. How many times did I say I was sorry? It just couldn't work out between us.

My heart hurts :-(

[Lisa]

i could do with out paying extra to check in a bag at the airport. This is butt rape. You have no choice but to check in a bag. That is BS! :mad:

[Britt]

i could do with out paying extra to check in a bag at the airport. This is butt rape. You have no choice but to check in a bag. That is BS! :mad:

just put on all the clothes you think you might want to wear while you are there for 2 day (just layer them on might get a little hot but hey saves $50)so that way all you have to pack is shoes makeup and toiletries :D

[Mandy]

snow, and -19 degree weather!

[kmem57]

business TAXES every quarter :eek:

[Lisa]

people jewing you for every cent you have=bullSHIT!!!!

[chainsawtom]

It is not only hard on the woman, but the damage it does to them makes it tough for us nice guys.

It really sucks when women just want you for sex, even if it is really fun while it lasts.

[Julie]

...when people hand you your change and they put the cash flat in your hand and then they pour the change on top of it. If you do this I'm sorry but shame on you.


This always bothers me too! Then I noticed I kept doing it when I handed change back at work. Now I actively remind myself to give the coins THEN dollars.

[Moto-Rockstar]

Hahaha I'm glad my comment might have in some way influenced you to remind yourself to refrain from contributing to this growing epidemic.

[fonzy1020]

How about step-moms that that think they should have a say about what goes on in your life... that kills me (i live at home)
and Ignorant people! As well as people who can't drive and don't attempt to use signals!

[Britt]

Guys who think its a good time to "talk" to you when you are in a dead sprint or in the middle of an intense workout. I AM BUSY THIS IS NOT MAC HOUR! :mad:

[Mandy]

mother in laws. period.

[tobias]

We could all do without those. For some reason they want to know everything about everything. MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS is what I want to say.

[Mandy]

We could all do without those. For some reason they want to know everything about everything. MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS is what I want to say.

you said it to the T

[fonzy1020]

HAHA i got you xokissesxo. I work at a gym and it s one of my pointless jobs to say hi to everyone I come into close contact with and sometimes when I say hi to women, I get this look like I m just another guy trying to mac, I only try to mac sometimes, haha jk.

[chainsawtom]

mother in laws. period.

I don't think you can really say that unless yours had offered money for someone to kill you!

"mother in laws. period!!!" Just kidding Mandy, you can say that, but most important is that you remember that when choosing a mate. You marry the whole family, unless you move far away and stay there.

It's obviosly her plan didn't workout, but I learned about the advantage of having isolating front from the rear brake fluid reservoirs, so it all doesn't come out when the brake line is Cut or damaged.:p

[Mandy]

I don't think you can really say that unless yours had offered money for someone to kill you!

"mother in laws. period!!!" Just kidding Mandy, you can say that, but most important is that you remember that when choosing a mate. You marry the whole family, unless you move far away and stay there.

It's obviosly her plan didn't workout, but I learned about the advantage of having isolating front from the rear brake fluid reservoirs, so it all doesn't come out when the brake line is Cut or damaged.:p

tom.. i'm obviously over exagerating! i love my mother in law, as i'm sure most do, but there's always those quirks... and annoying things you could do without... in reference to "things in life i could do without" thanks for your ethically sound opinion!

[Julie]

I can't handle seeing these animal commercials anymore...the polar bear ones and the ASPCA ones.

They show all the hurt and dying animals and it makes me get like I'm going to cry.

[chainsawtom]

mother in laws. period.

I don't think you can really say that unless yours had offered money for someone to kill you!
"mother in laws. period!!!" Just kidding Mandy, you can say that, but most important is that you remember that when choosing a mate. You marry the whole family, unless you move far away and stay there.
It's obvious her plan didn't workout, but I learned about the advantage of having isolating front from the rear brake fluid reservoirs, so it all doesn't come out when the brake line is Cut or damaged.


... but my first line I was trying to make fun of my experience and most people I know are very lucky with there in laws and joke about it, so it's okay. I hope I didn't offen you or make you feel bad.


I could do without people trying to enslave us with fake manmade global warming and this financial crisis they made and now they are giving our grand children's money to each other!!!

[Jessica_1979]

I can't handle seeing these animal commercials anymore...the polar bear ones and the ASPCA ones.

They show all the hurt and dying animals and it makes me get like I'm going to cry.

yah, those commercials make me cry.....sniff :(

[tina_20233]

i hate seeing those commercials although i do donate to them monthly it still hurts me to see them bieng tortured like that....

[sweetcheeks75]

I HATE how some people say that being a stay at home mommy ISN'T a JOB!! Are you fucking kidding me?? Having to teach your children nutrition, and manners, and how to use the potty, ... laundry, dusting, organizing, dishes, .. I could go on and on... YES IT'S A JOB... although we don't get paid with monetary contributions, we do get to watch the kiddos take what we teach them and apply it to their lives. That is probably more rewarding than $ .. but still,.. A JOB!

[Kimberly]

I HATE how some people say that being a stay at home mommy ISN'T a JOB!! Are you fucking kidding me?? Having to teach your children nutrition, and manners, and how to use the potty, ... laundry, dusting, organizing, dishes, .. I could go on and on... YES IT'S A JOB... although we don't get paid with monetary contributions, we do get to watch the kiddos take what we teach them and apply it to their lives. That is probably more rewarding than $ .. but still,.. A JOB!

First and foremost, I agree with you 100%. Being a stay at home is definitely at full time job and then some. But you make it sound like working moms (like myself) don't teach our kids the same things. Trust me when I say we do and we clean the house too. I think being a mom in general, whether stay at home or out in the workforce, is job and a very rewarding one at that!

[tina_20233]

right on girrlie!! that is a very important job!!

[sweetcheeks75]

Oh no, Kimberly, I also totally agree with you. I apologize if I came off that way... I give props to the women who work with kids as well.. It is very difficult to have enough energy left for WORK when you have to get up 10 hours ahead of time to get kiddos ready, ourselves ready, and then manage to drop them off at nanna's house, or other childcare.. and praying that a meltdown doesn't occur when we attempt to leave! lol...
.. and yes I also agree it's very rewarding!!! .. and tiring lol :)

[Kimberly]

Well, thankfully my son is 16 years old, so no more daycare and no more meltdowns! YAY! :)

[sweetcheeks75]

16 really? you look too young to have a 16 year old! lol

[Kimberly]

Yep, 16 (wow, closer to 17!). :eek:

And, thank you, but definitely old enough for kid his age. :)

[Kim]

Hmmm...

when dogs smell your crotch
queefs in yoga class
people who pretend to NOT speak English and then make fun of you in other languages
pants that are too short
public bathrooms with broken locks
flat tires
drunk people who throw up in public
people who pretend to sing at concerts but don't know the words
dogs that hump your leg, or worse, the really big ones who hump you full-on
Celebrity couple nick names. WTF?
double chocolate doughnuts (might as well strap the box to my ass)
people who order drinks because they sound trendy or were on an HBO series
"Did you cum?"

anyways...I feel so relaxed now:)

[sweetcheeks75]

lol funny shit Kim...

[Kim]

This is a fun thread
:)

[Britt]

Kim I just spit my water out haha yoga!!!!!!

[Mandy]

hahah the word queef is on this thread! ahhahahah

[Kim]

hahah the word queef is on this thread! ahhahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm so immature.
Ain't life grand?

[Ashley84]

Cracking up Kim!! too funny!

[Lisa]

I HATE how some people say that being a stay at home mommy ISN'T a JOB!! Are you fucking kidding me?? Having to teach your children nutrition, and manners, and how to use the potty, ... laundry, dusting, organizing, dishes, .. I could go on and on... YES IT'S A JOB... although we don't get paid with monetary contributions, we do get to watch the kiddos take what we teach them and apply it to their lives. That is probably more rewarding than $ .. but still,.. A JOB!

THANK YOU!!!!! Well said! I am a stay at home mom as well. Hardest job on the planet. We are WAY under paid for sure. The rewards are far greater than money, like you said, but still a pay day once in a while for us wouldn't hurt. :)

[Lisa]

One more thing......

Funny as hell Kim! Loved those!!! LMAO

[Julie]

This is a fun thread
:)

YOU'RE WELCOME!

haha.

[Mandy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm so immature.
Ain't life grand?

it's just one of those words that you can't help not getting a visual of..ewww lol!

[Kim]

Just for the record: I'm not talking about ME. I NEVER have drawer trumpets.
I'm too much of a petite flower for that.

I can't help it if the chick to my left lets one fly.:eek:

[Mandy]

Just for the record: I'm not talking about ME. I NEVER have drawer trumpets.
I'm too much of a petite flower for that.

I can't help it if the chick to my left lets one fly.:eek:

you frickin kill me!

[Britt]

yeah girl beside ya ;) GOTCHA!

[sweetcheeks75]

THANK YOU!!!!! Well said! I am a stay at home mom as well. Hardest job on the planet. We are WAY under paid for sure. The rewards are far greater than money, like you said, but still a pay day once in a while for us wouldn't hurt. :)

Glad we're on the same page!! :)

[sweetcheeks75]

Just for the record: I'm not talking about ME. I NEVER have drawer trumpets.
I'm too much of a petite flower for that.

I can't help it if the chick to my left lets one fly.:eek:

drawer trumpets?? LMAO!

[Kimberly]

Another thing I hate -- teenagers who get online and pretend to be adults.

[Kim]

Hmmm...I feel I've missed something while I was away freezing my ass off in a hotel.

OK...another thing I could do without: freezing my ass off in a hotel I'm paying big $ for.
I slept in sweats and my Urijah hoodie with the hood pulled around my face like an old bag lady.
Can you say 'popsicle toes'?
HATED it.

[Britt]

I would have gone to the front desk in a quick minute!

[Kim]

I would have gone to the front desk in a quick minute!

I went with a bunch of friends and some of them are kinda big and THEY were hot! I felt bad complaining:(
I just decided to keep quiet. though they did notice when i turned blue and my right foot fell off and shattered.
Kinda awkward.

[Britt]

I hate it when that happens why I always keep a spare I am the worst I live in TX and have the heater on in the summer some times (low iron)

[Lisa]

I went with a bunch of friends and some of them are kinda big and THEY were hot! I felt bad complaining:(
I just decided to keep quiet. though they did notice when i turned blue and my right foot fell off and shattered.
Kinda awkward.

ha ha hilarious! It must be hard to workout like you do with a peg leg now!!!! :D

[Julie]

Another thing I hate -- teenagers who get online and pretend to be adults.

hahaha. for real. She wasn't very good at it though.

[Mandy]

hahaha. for real. She wasn't very good at it though.

creepa!!!

[Kim]

ha ha hilarious! It must be hard to workout like you do with a peg leg now!!!! :D



Actually, guys find me VERY sexy.
LMAO:D

[Lisa]

I would think so! :)

[Kim]

Never have to worry about flexibility or positions. I just unscrew that baby and go to town.
And if he gets too rough, you just smack him in the head a few times w/ it.

[Julie]

Never have to worry about flexibility or positions. I just unscrew that baby and go to town.
And if he gets too rough, you just smack him in the head a few times w/ it.
I think you are my favorite person ever.

[Kim]

-working retail at the holidays

-screaming children in my store

-children in my store who like to draw all over with lipstick samples.

-the above mentioned childrens' parents

-never ending bladder infections. Seriously, wtf.

-traffic

-stink bugs

-porn texts to my cell phone???

-SNOW, negative degree weather, wind chill

where did you work? I managed a Victoria's Secret in Towson MD and people always returned worn panties. It was fracking gross.
Once a guy left some really juicy DNA on the mirror in the dressing room.
Good God.
Oh, another thing I hate: juicy DNA

[Kim]

I think you are my favorite person ever.

I'll take that as a serious compliment...so can I borrow the red dress?

[Julie]

where did you work? I managed a Victoria's Secret in Towson MD and people always returned worn panties. It was fracking gross.
Once a guy left some really juicy DNA on the mirror in the dressing room.
Good God.
Oh, another thing I hate: juicy DNA


I work at Ulta, its a salon/cosmetics store.

EWWW to used panties.

EWWWWWWWWWWW x 10 to DNA samples outside of a medical/police lab.

[Julie]

I'll take that as a serious compliment...so can I borrow the red dress?

it truly is a decent compliment coming from me. We seem to share the same taste (or distate) in humor.

and the red dress wasn't mine :-/ it was the photographer's

[Seth]

I can do with out lots of things...

but for now


Fake

Girls

[Lisa]

blows my mind really.

[Kim]

should I even ask? Are you talking about fake ages?

[Big Brother]

I can do with out lots of things...

but for now


Fake

Girls
I'll have to agree with Seth on this.
And add people who don't return calls

[Seth]

I f*cking hate when I call someone and they dont answer... Then I get a text message two seconds after I hang up the phone saying "whats up"?

[Lisa]

yeah thats pretty gay. I do that to my boss though. I dont feel like talking to him sometimes.

[Seth]

Lets rage

[Lisa]

Bang on!!!!!

yay for being hammered :D

[Britt]

When people say FUSTRATED or QUERSTION dummy there is no R in question there is one in frustrated get it straight !!!!!

[Mandy]

i cant stand bosses who promote you, pay you shit, and continuously add more work to your pile...asswipes!

[Mandy]

i hate it when the guy i work with chews with his mouth open and simultaneously talks too... with fucking food all over his lips... eeeeeeeewwwww i think i throw up in mouth a bit each and every time.

[chainsawtom]

I hear this from practically every direction, to include professional speakers. It just drives me nuts!:p

[sweetcheeks75]

I f*cking hate when I call someone and they dont answer... Then I get a text message two seconds after I hang up the phone saying "whats up"?

I do this!! lol But I usually have good reason: boys are taking naps, or it's 'quite time' :)

[Kim]

Dr. Phil.
dirty cops.
cheap toilet paper.
hot dogs.
twinkies.
peas.
mashed potatoes.
butter.
mashed potatoes with butter and peas mashed in them.
jelly doughnuts...these go hand in hand with twinkies...what the hell, all things that squirt goo.
(almost all things that squirt goo anyways)
long toe nails. disgusting.
bad breath.
people who hack up/squirt nasty/ juicy DNA in public.
dead batteries.
squirrels that harass my dog and enjoy it.
people who refuse to clean gym equipment (more Nasty DNA)

[Julie]

"jelly doughnuts...these go hand in hand with twinkies...what the hell, all things that squirt goo."

I was gonna comment til I saw that next part.

[Julie]

oh and I ate a twinkie for the first time a few months ago. I was not thrilled.

[Julie]

oh and along with cheap TP...TP rolls that are so big they get stuck in the dispenser, and you just tear off square after square after square....

[Julie]

also let it be known that tonight I can do without sobriety.

shhhh.

[Big Brother]

Effen Jury Duty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mandy]

oh and I ate a twinkie for the first time a few months ago. I was not thrilled.

it's just asking to suffocated yourself

[Mandy]

oh and along with cheap TP...TP rolls that are so big they get stuck in the dispenser, and you just tear off square after square after square....

or willnots... cuz they willnot come off your butt

[Mandy]

girls who pass out in the johns at the bar with their face in vomit... common atleast put your face up on the toilet seat.. let's just be a bit classier than the floor... lol

[Kim]

girls who pass out in the johns at the bar with their face in vomit... common atleast put your face up on the toilet seat.. let's just be a bit classier than the floor... lol

Oh DAMN! I knew I recognized you last night. SHHH...don't tell anyone, OK?

[Kim]

also let it be known that tonight i can do without sobriety.

Shhhh.

hhhhhhaaaaahahahahaha

[Kim]

jury duty is most hideous, I'll agree on that Big Brother.
Twinkies will sit on a shelf for twenty years and still feel spongy. I think I heard that from the professor on Gilligan's Island, but maybe not. Are twinkies as old as Gilligan? I thought they ate one in Dazed and Confused but who knows.

I have a story about cheap toilet paper that breaks off in squares, but I think I pressed the envelope w/ my queef talk so I won't go there.
I get on the site to read up on the TAM men and end up talking about toilet paper, vomit and jury duty. WTF.
Probably pretty unattractive.

Anyways...Julie likes things that squirt goo. Just sayin'

[Lisa]

This is all pretty much hilarious!

You forgot Kim, you come on here to talk about qweefs too :)

[Kim]

you caught me.
hey, queefs happen.
unless you're not into yoga or doggy-style.

[Julie]

Anyways...Julie likes things that squirt goo. Just sayin'



I fully appreciate some goo squirting things. Can't deny.

and I know a girl who enjoys making herself queef so much, that she put it on her voicemail. " HEY GUYS its (her name here) I can't answer my phone so leave a message....PPFFFFFFTTTTT"

She's gross.

[Julie]

and for the next month or so I can definitely do without Old Grandad. ughhh.

[sweetcheeks75]

Effen Jury Duty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always thought this would be fun, I guess not???.... Never have had to do it yet though...

[sweetcheeks75]

A few more things to add to the ever growing list:
*Skanky girls
*People who say that they are going to do something, and don't
*Liars
*People that misuse firearms (i.e. for illegal purposes)
*People that call animal control on you for a barking dog that isn't yours, but the peoples' that lives BEHIND you (Glad those bitches moved!)
*Girls that change their morals and beliefs for stupid men
*^Stupid girls

[Big Brother]

I always thought this would be fun, I guess not???.... Never have had to do it yet though...

I'll let you know in a couple of weeks.

[Big Brother]

People with handicapped tags on their car who aren't Handicapped.

[Kim]

People with handicapped tags on their car who aren't Handicapped.

That's just hideous behavior. Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about that?

[Julie]

I park in maternity parking at the grocery store :-/

[Seth]

Sore throats/Strep Throat

[Kim]

you goo-gobbling bastard:eek:

when you get pregnant I'm gonna tape off all the maternity spots and make you ride across a pot holed parking lot in a shopping cart with a crooked wheel. WORD TO THE MUTHA (you being the mutha)

LMAO. just kidding.

[Kim]

sorry, above comment not meant for you Seth.
I know you don't gobble goo.

[Britt]

people snooping thru my phone, nope not urs doesnt even look like yours hmmmmmmm....

[Britt]

Sore throats/Strep Throat

OH NO U R sick?????

[Julie]

hahaha gobble goo. You make me e-laugh like no other.

and WHEN I get pregnant? NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I hope. We shall see soon, ugh

[Big Brother]

People with handicapped tags on their car who aren't Handicapped.


I work for the local transit(bus) company and every handicapped spot is always filled in the employee parking lot these are people driving 30,000 lb buses or working on them.

[Kim]

some day somebody w/ a broken leg is gonna hide out and then go ape-shit on their ass with a pair of crutches.
that's gonna leave a mark.

[Kim]

I could definitely do without negative people and back-stabbers.
UGH
>:<

[sweetcheeks75]

I could definitely do without negative people and back-stabbers.
UGH
>:<

I agree! I hate back-stabbers and 2 faced bitches!! lol We could ALL do without them!!

[Lisa]

huge fat asses at the buffet!!!!! WTF?

[Kim]

huge fat asses at the buffet!!!!! WTF?

Always on huge buses, aren't they?

[Lisa]

ha ha right? My whole deal is why should I pay the same price for all you can eat, when the 750 pound beastly looking man next to me pays the same price. My 120 pound self and his 750 pound self are not going to eat the same. Ugh.....and I hate buffets for this reason and a ton others. :)

[Kim]

I hate buffets because I can't reach the lo-fat dressing they stick way in the back row (cuz nobody eats that shit but me) and I have to do this insane contortion to squeeze under that plastic sneeze shield thing.

Hey, you know that 750 pound guy? Wasn't that Felix? You shoulda checked the parking lot for his Mini Cooper
;)

[Kimberly]

Sorry ladies, I'm a total buffet person. It's the best way to feed my son for a decent price. :) What I don't eat at a buffet he makes up for. What can I say, he eats alot. Where he puts it though, I have no idea.

What pisses me off is having the option to SUPER SIZE shit at the drive thru. Not that I eat a lot of fast food, but come on, do we really need to SUPER SIZE our meals????

[Lisa]

Ej I still eat there while cursing the place the whole time!!!


Yeah that was Felix Kim, with his mini cooper in the parking lot! he was doing work on his laptop while eating, that was my only clue it was him :)

[sweetcheeks75]

lol You ladies crack me up!...

I really don't care for buffets, usually there are alot of older people there so it usually smells bad! lol My husband loves buffets, and tries to get me to go wth him all the time! .. I do however like the buffet inside our Ameristar Casino - It's a 5 star buffet! GOOD SHIT! ;)

[Felix]

Hey, you know that 750 pound guy? Wasn't that Felix? You shoulda checked the parking lot for his Mini Cooper
;)

Ej I still eat there while cursing the place the whole time!!!


Yeah that was Felix Kim, with his mini cooper in the parking lot! he was doing work on his laptop while eating, that was my only clue it was him :)



http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rmc/lowres/rmcn86l.jpg

[Kim]

heheheheheheh
Poor Felix:(

[Julie]

That's what they do to me when I enter a buffet too :-(

[sweetcheeks75]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rmc/lowres/rmcn86l.jpg

You always find the perfect cartoon for the moment!! lol Keep 'em coming! (the cartoons that is..) ;)

[chainsawtom]

lol You ladies crack me up!...

I really don't care for buffets, usually there are alot of older people there so it usually smells bad! lol My husband loves buffets, and tries to get me to go wth him all the time! .. I do however like the buffet inside our Ameristar Casino - It's a 5 star buffet! GOOD SHIT! ;)

at a large casino. :) That's after they take as much money as it takes for me to realize I didn't leave the table earlier, when I was up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~five hundred %my buy in:p

[Kim]

That's what they do to me when I enter a buffet too :-(

You should hook up with Felix.
But then he'll have to get a bigger car.

[sweetcheeks75]

at a large casino. :) That's after they take as much money as it takes for me to realize I didn't leave the table earlier, when I was up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~five hundred %my buy in:p

I have only actually went to the casino to gamble once. I had more fun making dumb ass bets with my buddies at my house lol

[Kim]

I could do without birthday cake! ARGH. That's another 10 miles on the mill for me.
(It's worth it)

[Lisa]

You should hook up with Felix.
But then he'll have to get a bigger car.

I've seen 2 huge ones fit into a Geo Metro, they could fit into a mini cooper too than I would think! :)

[Kim]

Mary and Joseph, that picture is frightening.

If you and Felix can pack into that mini, I'm going to be sending you a big ass can opener.

[mcmma]

I love buffets :D

[Mandy]

I love buffets :D

wow your avatar is realy um pretty..

[mcmma]

oh thank you its the only pic i have w/Urijah do you see him he is in front of me on the bike?

[Kim]

oh thank you its the only pic i have w/Urijah do you see him he is in front of me on the bike?

I was so focused on your ass I forgot to look.
:D

[mcmma]

...:o...

[Kim]

^^^^ LOL mcmma

I could do without people stealing my groceries.
That's so annoying.
Get your own!

[mcmma]

They just take your groceries right out of your shopping cart?

I could do w/o jaeger bombs it always ends with the world spinning and then when you close your eyes to make it stop it just gets faster and faster!

[Kim]

LOL not out of my cart...out of my fridge. I was thinking of cottage cheese during my workout and when I got home someone had eaten it all.
WTF? ANNOYING!
(doesn't everyone dream about cottage cheese, or am I odd?)


jaeger bomb? I've never done that. Sounds frightening
:eek:

[Mandy]

LOL not out of my cart...out of my fridge. I was thinking of cottage cheese during my workout and when I got home someone had eaten it all.
WTF? ANNOYING!
(doesn't everyone dream about cottage cheese, or am I odd?)


jaeger bomb? I've never done that. Sounds frightening
:eek:

jager bombs are gross!! yuck! i'd rather chew glass...

[Kim]

chewing glass isn't very good for you. I tried it once when in my crack pipe days. Wouldn't recommend that.
But do what you will.

[Mandy]

chewing glass isn't very good for you. I tried it once when in my crack pipe days. Wouldn't recommend that.
But do what you will.

okay fine... i'd rather watch paint dry...

[chainsawtom]

At least not without going to jail!:(

They were chanting infitida at people they thought were Jewish and most didn't even know that they will be the first to go if it ever comes here.:eek: There are no points to the infidel, even if they hate themselves.

Oh yeah, I went to the "Peace Rally" with my new camera today and found it was hate the people with European ancestry day, but of course, they couldn't be racist, so I'll call them stupid!:D Of course all of the "peaceful people" were like, wtf, who invited those mean people???:p

[sweetcheeks75]

jager bombs are gross!! yuck! i'd rather chew glass...

I agree!! Jaeger should be outlawed! UCKKK!

...and yes Kim, your the only person in the world who dreams about COTTAGE CHEESE!! Unless it's cottage cheese on someone's ass- then it's a NIGHTMARE!

[ama6730]

jager bombs taste like Robitussin, but definitely get the job done. I like :)

[Kim]

I could do without depressing news 24/7 on every TV in the gym

[Lisa]

I actually thought y'all were cool before you dissed my jager bombs like that :( then again I was probably cool before I used the word "y'all" in this post :)

[Britt]

I use the word "yall" all the time so I have never been cool I guess...:(
Mcmma I love those shorts did you make them yourself you should go into fashion design!

[ama6730]

Lisa, I've done more than my fair share of jager bombs with you so I should be forgiven! And they aint nuthing wrong with the word yall dammit haha

[Britt]

jager bombs taste like black licorice! NASTY AT FIRST but after the 3rd or 5th hmmmm not so bad...

[Lisa]

jager bombs are my first love. No not really, that prize would go to Bud Light :) Whatever does the trick Y'ALL :D

[Mandy]

jager bombs are my first love. No not really, that prize would go to Bud Light :) Whatever does the trick Y'ALL :D

i'm an apple jack kinda girl myself.. still equally as gross, but goes down a bit easier!

and i too amee, have done my fair share of the jager bombs... banana jager bombs are a bit easier to take down! i used to work at a bar, so i did a shit load of them every weekend, maybe that's why i'm so grossed out by them now!

[Kim]

I haven't ever done a jager bomb so I can't say anything about that.
(Do I sound like Forrest Gump?)

Anyhow I could do w/o wasting the 2 freakin hours it takes to vacuum my house

I could do w/o the HOTTEST man I have ever seen on the entire planet working out EVERY morning right next to me and threatening my morality with his ridiculous overly sexy face and body.
TORTURE. Yeah, he's THAT hot.

I could do without the smell of coffee after I gave up caffeine.

I could do without rain after I just washed my car.

I could do without telemarketers
(no offense Julie, you know I love you. How's the hubby? Does he wear those green tights in bed? FREECREDITREPORT.COM, let's go!)

[sweetcheeks75]

I could do without nonsense put downs by those that supposedly "love" you...

I could do without critisism that is not meant to help you, but only hurt you and make you feel like the biggest pile of shit that has been ran over 1000 times by a semi-truck

I could do without the constant reminder that I am not good enough...

I could do without ASSHOLE GUYS

... It's nice to know that there ARE nice guys out there. I have never met Urijah or any member of TAM but I'd like to think that at least a few of these guys are gentlemen and know how to treat a lady. I think that the fact that Urijah has so much respect for his parents SAYS alot about ones character, AND his respect for WOMEN! So Urijah THANK YOU for giving me the believe that there are nice, CARING, resectable, HOT, men out there SOMEWHERE in the world!! I know it is possible to have it all and not settle for less!! Because us ladies SHOULD NOT SETTLE FOR LESS!!!!

AMEN!

[Britt]

Definately hot! Its never too late sweetcheaks you can still be a Hooters girl! I say never give up your dreams!!!!!

[Julie]

I haven't ever done a jager bomb so I can't say anything about that.
(Do I sound like Forrest Gump?)

Anyhow I could do w/o wasting the 2 freakin hours it takes to vacuum my house

I could do w/o the HOTTEST man I have ever seen on the entire planet working out EVERY morning right next to me and threatening my morality with his ridiculous overly sexy face and body.
TORTURE. Yeah, he's THAT hot.

I could do without the smell of coffee after I gave up caffeine.

I could do without rain after I just washed my car.

I could do without telemarketers
(no offense Julie, you know I love you. How's the hubby? Does he wear those green tights in bed? FREECREDITREPORT.COM, let's go!)


I do like jager so so much, but the red bull part makes me gag.

I'm not a telemarketer anymore, and no offense taken, I was a jerk and took money away from old people every day.

And no, he wears the pirate get-up when we get down!

[sweetcheeks75]

I do like jager so so much, but the red bull part makes me gag.

I'm not a telemarketer anymore, and no offense taken, I was a jerk and took money away from old people every day.

And no, he wears the pirate get-up when we get down!

Are you for real dating that guy?? I'm giving you the power fist over the internet!! lol

[Kim]

yeah. Julie stole him from me after I cheated on him w/ another credit company. I'm trembling w/ jealousy over that pirate costume! DAMN YOU! Does he let you wear the eye patch?

[Mandy]

yeah. Julie stole him from me after I cheated on him w/ another credit company. I'm trembling w/ jealousy over that pirate costume! DAMN YOU! Does he let you wear the eye patch?

i've got you all beat, i made out with the cheesey cartoon drawing guy from e-surance.. oh ya, the one with the dirty sanchez mustache! BOOYAH!

[Kim]

whatever. I let the creepy Burger King guy touch my left ass cheek
AND I rubbed my boob on the quaker oats statue

[sweetcheeks75]

I got nothing....

[Mandy]

whatever. I let the creepy Burger King guy touch my left ass cheek
AND I rubbed my boob on the quaker oats statue

the burger king "thing" is scary

[chainsawtom]

I could do without anymore banker bailouts, which give these idiots even more money to buy up real assets and soon it will be public property in their sights, so they can charge us to use them. They are stealing the birthright of our descendants.
:mad:

"I believe that BANKING INSTITUTIONS are more dangerous to our Liberties than standing armies... If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of currency...the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent that their fathers conquered."
Thomas Jefferson

"Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE TO GOD." Thomas Jefferson

[Kim]

I took this picture at Mandy's house last night

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/MystikWolf83/burger-king-guitar-1.jpg

[Kim]

I could do without seeing muffin top

Fashion no-no:

http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/muffintop.jpg

[Mandy]

I took this picture at Mandy's house last night

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/MystikWolf83/burger-king-guitar-1.jpg

that "thing" is so creepy... i don't know who the marketing mastermind was behind it ,but he looks like a pedophile to me.

[Kim]

I know. Disturbing.

[sweetcheeks75]

I could do without seeing muffin top

Fashion no-no:

http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/muffintop.jpg

FOR REAL!! WTF?? This is like the worst shit ever

[Kim]

that's me

[sweetcheeks75]

lol yaaa right! I have seen your ass Kim and it ISN'T THIS!!!

[mcmma]

That is sexy! something to hold on to! haha

[Kim]

being the only one to ask Felix 100 questions about Sacramento

[Lisa]

how bout having to bring my ear muffs and sled to Chicago. That blows.

[Kim]

but just think how well you'll rock the hot Eskimo look

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/650/250__1_eskimo-cutie4550.detail.jpg

[Mandy]

but just think how well you'll rock the hot Eskimo look

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/650/250__1_eskimo-cutie4550.detail.jpg

meow lisa! can i get a pic with you?

[Kim]

If I wear that outfit, will you take one with me.
On my corner.
;)

[Lisa]

If I looked that good in the snow I would move to Alaska and build an igloo and live happily ever after with my hot self and my fur boots!

[Kim]

^^^^^ you're igloo would melt from your hotness
those boots are HOO-HOO HOT!