Master Thong

[ama6730]

The troop leader, the bad ass, the amazing kicker, the Master of the thong...


http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=59&pictureid=578

ps. I love you and your boyz MT, don't kick my ass haha

[Kimberly]

haha Ama, that dream is going to haunt you for the rest of your life.

[ama6730]

I know!!! I should never had told you all about it! haha Now when I finally see MT in person I'm going to be a nervous wreck lol Hopefully he's nothing like he was in that dream

[Ashley84]

wait, what! you had a dream about him, what kind of dream?....

[Lucky7]

when I read Master Thong, I was expecting something totally different!!!

[Lisa]

I bet he is a sweatheart. How could he not be, he is the Master of Thongs!

[ama6730]

Ok, since everybody didn't read about the dream and I'm never going to live it down anyway...here it is for all to harass me about forever!

I was up late one night half drunk trying to find the answer to one of the trivia questions. I guess I had saw more video of Urijah and TAM than I should have in one night so I went to bed and had this stupid dream.
For some reason, I was at Ultimate Fitness at night, by myself and all the lights were off. The door was open so I just went in to look around even though nobody was there that I could see...yet. So I punched a few bags and wondered around until I saw the locker rooms. So I went in there and saw Urijah's locker was open and there was this No Fear shirt hanging out of it. So of course, I took off my shirt and was about to put his shirt on and Master Thong busts through the door. He starts yelling at me in some foreign language and I was like dude, you can have the shirt, I was just trying it on, calm down! But he didn't have any idea what I was saying. Then Urijah walks in and is like...Hey, I've been expecting you and he runs over and hugs me... MT still yelling. And I told him to tell MT that everything's cool because we're both about to get our asses kicked! but it was too late and MT started chasing me and urijah through the gym. Urijah grabs me by the arm and starts dragging me through the streets of Sac. town. And just when MT is about to catch us... Poof, we're at Urijah's house. Matt was standing there with Tito and somebody else, so I was like, OK, everything is fine and so I started talking shit to Matt. Wazzup hot ass? and was acting all flirty. And Urijah was running from window to window and acting all freaked out looking for MT. I told him to sit down somewhere and stop being paranoid, there's enough people here to kick MT's ass if he comes here acting crazy. And Matt was like...WHAT? MT's coming here to kick your asses? I'm not helping anybody fight MT, he can just kick BOTH your asses, I'm not having any part of it. (thanks for the backup, hot ass!) So about that time MT busts through the door again and Urijah about kills me, grabs me by the arm and Matt had my other arm, and he told urijah to just run, that he would hide me, but to keep from pulling me in half, matt let go (thanks again haha) and..here we go running again...with MT about to kill us. Then I woke up. But that's the story about why I'm scared to death of crazy Master Thong! But at least now I know not to get into a fight with MT around Matt or Urijah, they were no help at all!

[Lisa]

That cracks me up everytime I read it!!! I think for Halloween next year I am going to dress up as MT and chase you around.

[ama6730]

Be sure to carry a pool noodle or a stick with a glove on the end!

[Lisa]

ha ha ha great advice. I will do that for sure. I'll just need to borrow some members of TAM to walk around with me to make it really believable ;) Be afraid Amee, very afraid!

[ama6730]

haha Don't do it TAM! Cuz I'm going to find the real Master Thong and have him beat anybody's ass that's hanging with Lisa!

[Ashley84]

that is too funny!!

[ama6730]

Besides, Matt just told me he's harmless...so :p haha

[Brenda]

The Master is a madman!! He is so full of energy--practically bounces off the walls. He definitely likes to have fun & is enjoying life. Luv it!!

[surfina007]

amee, go on tito's myspace and watch the second video....master thong is a friggin crack up!!!

[ama6730]

I love that video! Especially the part where MT is saying...kick, punch, kick, punch, then I think it's maybe Matt or somebody kicks Urijah hard and he said...My GOD and ends up hitting Urijah on the back with the pool noodle. There's no way I could fight like that with MT walking around making crazy noises and swatting at people with a noodle. I'd be laughing my ass off.

[ama6730]

Master Thong's new instructional video:

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=59&pictureid=601

First, you try to beat them with a stick.


And if that don't work, drown them!

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=59&pictureid=602

[Kimberly]

Sadly Ama, my instructor likes to walk around and hit us in the head with the foam blockers if our guard is down. Maybe it's something to do with instructors. The pool noodle is too funny, but if you were taking class, I doubt you would laugh, cuz he would kick your ass. :p

[Lisa]

drown them or make them even sexier!!!! Hot damn!!!!!!

[ama6730]

That's why I couldn't do it EJ! MT is just hilarious to me for some reason.

I'm with you Lisa! Just when I thought Urijah couldn't get any sexier...Booya!

[Lisa]

booya!!!! ha ha you crack me up!!! That is my new favorite pic of him. WOW!!!! I'm stealing it!

[Kimberly]

The wet look is always sexy!

[ama6730]

Of course, I stole it to begin with!

Disclaimer: All of the pictures I post are stolen. Except for my avatar haha

[Lisa]

ha ha I know but I always take the ones you find and post them in my album! Just letting you know! :)

[ama6730]

I have one in my TAM album of MT teaching sign language if anybody wants to see it. Wasn't sure if I should post it here....What the hell, let me go get it...

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=59&pictureid=595

Who needs to understand English. There's always sign language!

[Jessica_1979]

Wish I wuz there.....
A good picture to caption...

[Jessica_1979]

This is what Urijah's gonna look like when all of us show up!!! haha....suitcases in hand.

:D

[Kimberly]

Jess, we don't want to caption that picture, we want to be IN that picture. Hot damn!

[Kimberly]

I have one in my TAM album of MT teaching sign language if anybody wants to see it. Wasn't sure if I should post it here....What the hell, let me go get it...

http://www.alphamalemma.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=59&pictureid=595

Who needs to understand English. There's always sign language!

Yep, we all understand that!

[ama6730]

Urijah: WTF are you doing? How did you get in here?

Me and Lisa: Relax, we won't hurt you

Ej: Hurry up girls, I can't keep kicking ass for you two forever!

[Jessica_1979]

"booyah!!!"

[Lisa]

You're right Jess!!! That's exactly the look we'd get! Funny stuff! I agree with Ej we need to be IN that pic! I'd do a cannon ball on the bed right next to him to get in the picture real quick!

[Lisa]

ha ha that BOOYAH cracks me up everytime.

[Lisa]

Urijah: WTF are you doing? How did you get in here?

Me and Lisa: Relax, we won't hurt you

Ej: Hurry up girls, I can't keep kicking ass for you two forever!

and Jess: where the hell am I?

[Jessica_1979]

I added the H on the end for your drawl Lisa!!! Maybe it should be BooYaw.....for you..haha...as she Cannonballs!!!!:D

[Kimberly]

Urijah: WTF are you doing? How did you get in here?

Me and Lisa: Relax, we won't hurt you

Ej: Hurry up girls, I can't keep kicking ass for you two forever!

haha, good one Ama. But I was on fire today in class with my combos. So I feel I could keep kicking ass. Take your time! LOL! :p

[ama6730]

You're right Jess!!! That's exactly the look we'd get! Funny stuff! I agree with Ej we need to be IN that pic! I'd do a cannon ball on the bed right next to him to get in the picture real quick!

lmao! That would be worth a trip to cali to see that shit! I'd be like TL taking pictures before we got killed haha

[Jessica_1979]

Jess was locking the door....

[ama6730]

Jess was locking the door....

Good idea Jess! I wouldn't have thought of that. :D

[Lisa]

I really don't have a drawl y'all!!! jk, but for real I don't. I am from Chicago and have only lived in TX for about 5 years. I say y'all but not like a Texan. I bet Amee has a killer accent!

[Kimberly]

That's right, Jess you need to be in on this too. You're the strong one with all your kick ass weight lifting. You hold the door while I kick everyone's ass.

[ama6730]

Urijah is going to fall over laughing when he reads this...hopefully.

[Lisa]

I'll be too busy doing cannon balls on Urijah's bed to be much of a help with anything besides waking him up!

[Jessica_1979]

"Well I don't have any accent "Eh"? Actually some guys from Texas were up here hunting and they wouldn't stop laughing because we say "Hey guys" ...before a question... Like, "Hey guys, what are you doing?" And the "Eh" ...which I never say!

[ama6730]

I'll snap a few pictures, then throw the camera down and help you. We'll bounce his ass off the bed!

[Lisa]

Jess I was saying that you'd be saying "where the hell am I?" cuz you said if you went there you'd be lost!!!!

[Jessica_1979]

Urijah is going to fall over laughing when he reads this...hopefully.

Yah, I think he misses out on most of our good comments! ;)

[Lisa]

yeah I say hey guys and stuff too once in a while and it throws people off, it 's just easier to say y'all!

What are you guys doing?
what are y'all doing? (much easier) eh?

[Kimberly]

Jess I was saying that you'd be saying "where the hell am I?" cuz you said if you went there you'd be lost!!!!

She's coming with me. I'm only about 2 hours from the Canadian border and I'm good with directions. :)

[ama6730]

We have a body guard and a navigator!

[Lisa]

oh perfect, as long as we're all accounted for!! this is going to be great! I am going to practice my cannon balls tonight to get ready!

[ama6730]

Look out Mr. Lisa!!!

[Jessica_1979]

Jess I was saying that you'd be saying "where the hell am I?" cuz you said if you went there you'd be lost!!!!

Okay lets redo this one:


Urijah: WTF are you doing? How did you get in here?.....Oh ...hey ladies!!!!

Me and Lisa: Relax, we won't hurt you

Ej: Hurry up girls, I can't keep kicking ass for you two forever!

Jess: Where the Fk am I...(as she locks the door)...after letting Matt and Dustin in...and Tito....haha

[Lisa]

yes that is perfect. Get Ian too, he's big and hot!!!!

[ama6730]

haha it just got crowded. Who's ass is EJ kicking? We've kidnapped them all!

[Kimberly]

Then who's ass am I kicking if you're letting everyone in the room with you?

[Lisa]

MT is not in the room. I thought that was the whole point. He is our only threat!

[Kimberly]

I get to be in the room too! YAY! :D See, my ass kicking has allowed you all to kidnap them. I've imobilized them for you.

[Kimberly]

I better train harder if I've going to take on MT. I may have to bring Cody with me for that one.

[Lisa]

Don't be so quick Ej, MT is still on the other side of the door about to do some crazy leg kick to knock the thing down!! I don't think we're entirely safe in there!!!! We'll still need your crazy elbow smash!

[ama6730]

EJ, just take MT's advice...bring a stick and some water. Try the stick first and if that don't work, drown him haha

[Lisa]

ha ha ha yes!!!! Ej, that is perfect!

[Kimberly]

LOL! I'll keep that in mind Ama! :)

[Jessica_1979]

Okay, my imagination is all gettin crazy and crowded now.....wait....focus....Ahhh..... there we go...Urijah.

[Jessica_1979]

Just focus on the prize....

[Lisa]

ha ha the prize!!!! Indeed!

[Kimberly]

And what a mighty nice prize it is!

[Jessica_1979]

the prize

[Lisa]

booyah!!!!!!!!

[Lisa]

More of the prize:


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/lisers77/faber2.jpg

[Kimberly]

Just as long as we can share the prize.

[Lisa]

Yeah remember we were hoping he was mormon so he'll marry all of us?

[Jessica_1979]

I am fairly sure he;d be okay with that!

[Lisa]

I'm fairly sure I would be too! One of us could cook, the other clean and the other laundry and we could all reap the benefits!

[ama6730]

Nope, you all can marry him. I'm not doing that crazy shit again! Not even for Urijah. But I can still play house with you!

[Jessica_1979]

No doubt!!!! I never even thought of THAT!!!
I'll take laundry duty over cooking.......good thinkin Lis.

[Lisa]

I don't cook! I love to clean so I will do that! Ama, can you do yard work or something? Help Drago with the christmas lights?

[Jessica_1979]

haha...we'll have a rotational schedule....Ama...go to bed...and tell us what kind of crazy dream tonights conversations lead to!!! :)

[Jessica_1979]

Ama can be the poolgirl.....

[Kimberly]

But ama, you still have to be there. In this day and age, you don't need to be married...;) We just won't give you the cleaning duties.

[ama6730]

I'm gone...goodnight!

[Kimberly]

I like to cook, so I can do that. And yes, they will be healthy meals. :)

[Jessica_1979]

looks like your the cook Ej

[Kimberly]

Good night Ama (finally). :)

[Jessica_1979]

Sweet dreams Ama...haha...i'm out too...Gnight!

[Kimberly]

Night Jess!

[Lisa]

me too!!!! Sweet dreams guys :)

[Kimberly]

I'm out too. Night ladies. Chat with you all tomorrow.

[surfina007]

hahahahahha ok i just read this thread since early last night and i love it!!! Ama, i was cracking up watching that video with all the crazy noises he makes. I kept rewinding it and playing it over and over.

[Britt]

EJ, just take MT's advice...bring a stick and some water. Try the stick first and if that don't work, drown him haha

LMAO over here:D

[Lisa]

yeah that was hilarious. Although I think the water just adds to the sexiness!!

[surfina007]

too funny. i have very simular dreams and then the alarm clock goes off and i get so pissed

[Lisa]

Is Urijah a pimp or what? People dream about him, names their kids after him, and get tattoos of him!!! That is 100% badass!!!

[surfina007]

hhahaha, but dustin and matt are always in my dreams too!

[Seth]

MASTER THONG IS A PARTY ANIMAL!
http://i35.tinypic.com/m7qjy9.jpg

[surfina007]

i would totally party with him

[Lisa]

Me too both MT and Seth :)

[ama6730]

looks like Seth is a party animal too! Can't wait for you to be our tour guide! ;)

[Lisa]

a very happy tour guide it looks like!

[tobias]

Does anyone know how Master Thong's English is coming along? The last time we spoke it was very broken.

[ama6730]

I have no idea how his English is, but his sign language is coming along nicely. ;)